Confuckus

A nickname for asian horniness based off of confucius

Juan: hey jose did you finish your homework on the mongols
Jose: sure did genghis khan had a lot of confuckus because he has thousands if descendants

by El beanero July 6, 2023

Concocious

A form of verbal dyslexia where you use a completely different word in a sentence.

'Why did I just say that? oh, I'm being so concocious today.

by jomcmo July 8, 2023

Consciousness

Hey! Look at that! Morgue was right! Bow down and worship him! And not me him but... Wait, no. Don't worship him. Worship me. Always worship me. And don't don't worship me Hym but don't worship him him. I mean it!

Hym "Hey, look! The Hoffman guy says the same thing about consciousness that Morgue says! But I doubt we'll all be laughing becuase ya'll are talking a lot of shit."

by Hym Iam October 15, 2023

conscioustrate

When someone consciously concentrates

Nir walks around the garden, Julia can't stop talking and Nir says angrily: Julia Conscioustrate!!

by hazeyjane January 29, 2024

Consciousness

Winston

Winston is literally the concept of consciousness.

by Wobky wonk March 9, 2024

conscious identity

your aware of your own identity

do dogs have a conscious identity

by Young LT March 18, 2024

Consciousness Philosophy

The branch of thought that grapples with the "hard problem" of why there is subjective experience at all. Why isn't the universe just unconscious matter following physical laws? Why is there "something it's like" to be a bat, a human, or possibly a very advanced AI? Consciousness philosophy asks whether a perfect simulation of a mind would actually feel like anything, whether colors exist in the world or just in your head, and whether you can be certain that anyone else is conscious or if they're all just very convincing philosophical zombies. It's the field that makes you suspicious of everyone, including yourself.

Example: "Lying in bed, he entered a state of consciousness philosophy. 'I am aware that I am aware,' he thought. 'But am I aware that I am aware that I am aware? And if so, does that awareness have a color? And if it does, is that color the same for everyone, or am I alone in a universe of private qualia?' He then became aware that he needed to pee and the philosophy ended."

by Nammugal February 14, 2026