colonelphobia

The rational fear that Colonel Sanders is always watching you, ready to end you with his double-barreled shotgun if you insult KFC or him in any way.

"Dude, I got such colonelphobia when I told mother that I didn't want the crappy biscuit that came with my three-piece, so I immediately looked around and apologized out loud."

by KalKennedy April 8, 2010

Connell Taylor Special

a very extensive scrape up

Person 1: “Oh no we currently possess no cannabis.”
Person 2: “No worries, I’ll roll a Connell Taylor Special.”

by iwannakmsrn January 6, 2019

Connell

Chill dude, does his own thing and that's why people love him, mysterious but more similar to you than you think.
Normally is addicted to porn or binge watching YouTube.

Always too scared to actually do anything with a girl, but them girls want it.

'Sheesh, Connell, what an underated guy'

by Red light means GO May 31, 2018

colonel

A Military rank for an Officer usualy below general and above Lieutenant Colonel, Major, Captain, and Lieutenant.

Colonel Swanson ordered me to clean rifles in the Supply Room.

by Leokills January 20, 2006

Jennifer Connelly

The phenomenon where to similar items are placed back to back. It is usually used to bring a vivid and disturbing visual to mind.

This is a direct reference to the movie Requiem for a Dream.

Mike: I looked up the new Mac Book air today, they have a picture of 2 of them Jennifer Connelly'd
Steve: Aw dude, that’s so wrong...
Mike: I know, right?

by Gooncomander November 26, 2010

Chris Cornell

Chris Cornell: Lead singer for the bands Soundgarden, Audioslave, and temple of the dog. Incredibly hot, and has amazing greased down hair.

Person 1: Who's that guy rocking that flannel shirt?
Person 2: That's Chris Cornell

by Steely-cat July 22, 2018

Colonel Sanders

Founder of the Kentucky Fried Chicken empire, now known as KFC. God bless you, Colonel, with sincere best wishes.

Colonel Sanders is god.

by Daniel Santo October 17, 2003