Cotthead

(N): A person who is high on cot; a racial slur for cotters

That stupid ass hole is a fucking cotthead!

by bobbby May 12, 2006

coitus

a type of cheese that goes good with ham sandwiches

i'll take some coitus on my sammich!

by bobthebuilderofchina January 20, 2011

coitus interruptus

The title given to any person with the uncanny knack for accidentally interrupting folks having sex, generally right before they climax. The type of interruption can range from a phone call to a 'surprise' visit and entails multiple 'incidents' over an extended period of time.

Wife: "OHH F&^K... Just like that, baby!"

Kid K, popping up beside of the bed: "HEY GUYS! What are y'all doing? I wanna play, too!"

Husband to Kid K: "Get out of here! No you can't play with us but if you get out, I'll be out there in just a minute!"

Wife: "Crap... Another orgasm foiled by our little 'coitus interruptus'..."

by TaTa Bondage December 16, 2010

Don't CoTH on me

A defense used when another roleplayer imposes on others to take away all the fun, enjoyment, and exploration of roleplay in favor of meeting a highly idealized notion of perfection, including knowledge and conduct that cannot be reached without making mental sacrifices. It's also a way to tell another roleplayer to "lighten up."

This is derived from the private World of Warcraft roleplay server Conquest of the Horde (CotH), which is best known for using strict, though highly imperfect, standards of acceptance.

Roleplayer 1: /e unpacks a fine bit of dwarven slims, putting a cigarette to his lip and sparking it up with a mechanical lighter. He gazes off onto the sea, leaning up against a metal crate. The portside was quite peaceful at this time of night.

Roleplayer 2: (( Uhm, excuse me? There isn't any such thing as cigarettes in warcraft lore and I very much doubt the dwarves would have anything to do with them. It doesn't fit their racial profile at all. Secondly, that's not a metal box you're leaning up against; it's wooden. Thirdly....the last sentence on your emote was completely unfitting for the dialogue and my character wouldn't be able to pick that up. I'm taking screens and reporting you to a GM. ))

Roleplayer 1: (( Don't CotH on me, bro!))

by 5555f June 18, 2009

Coitus Concerto

a violin technique/ sex move utilized in the motion picture "The Red Violin." This technique can only be mastered by the highest virtuoso in which you have sex and play violin at the same time. Use of a fermata ensures long sustained orgasm on the last note.

A: what were you to doing in the bass closet?
B: Coitus Concerto
A:Yeah, I had her wet at molto expressivo presto.

by Satou Minatsuki May 20, 2012

Coitus Coalition

A group of friends whose sole purpose is to get one of their friends laid.

Chris: Jeeze, Adam hasn't had sex in a while
Josh: You thinking what I'm thinking?
Gabe: Could you mean?
Josh: Yes, we need to form a coitus coalition.

by Lostboy08 October 20, 2012

Coitus Companions

A more sophisticated and likeable way of saying "fuck buddies". Usually people who are "fuck buddies" aren't really friends. "coitus companions" are when two really close friends fuck on the random occasions that they see each other.

"Yo! Chris and Khia are more like coitus companions instead of fuck buddies."

by The Mad Crazy Hatter June 9, 2013