cocks

an appropriate exclamation for any occasion

boss: "congratulations, johnson, you're being promoted."
johnson: "cocks!"

by al jorgenson May 03, 2004

'cock

Short for shuttlecock, another name for a badminton birdie.

Mark: "So how did last night's badminton game go? Looks like you got a fat lip there."
Jim: "Yeah Steve owned me pretty badly. He whacks the old 'cock around pretty good. Once I totally set him up by lobbing it to him right in front of the net. He slammed it straight into my face and I had no time to react..."
(Jim's mom walks in)
"...and I ended up with his 'cock in my mouth!"
Jim's mom: "Well I never! Get out of this house this instant! I will tolerate none of that kind of behavior. You're not welcome home anymore!"

by Nicholas D June 28, 2008

cock

1. The best thing ever. EVER.
2. Something I love to suck on, lick, and deep throat.
3. Male genitalia that begs to be wanked.

I would love to suck your cock.

by Leah6969 April 30, 2008

cock

A male chicken. Rooster.

My prize-winning cock left all the judges and chicks at the annual Cock Festival in awe.

by Oprah February 21, 2003

cocking

fucking, having sex with, screwing, ramming, etc etc

gross the fag is cocking the teacher

by bunny & sasha January 08, 2004

cock

what goes in my ass every night

see dick

it's in my ass right now.....

by DraGurl September 07, 2004

cock

George W. Bush, also see bush, village idiot, and alcoholic

That cock just declared war on canada.

by CaptainAnarchy December 14, 2003