alabama alarm clock

The Alabama Alarm Clock is the method of waking a woman up by sticking your cock in her ear.

Your mom wasn't up to cook me breakfast, so I remedied the problem with the Alabama Alarm Clock.

by Alexander Marzec July 27, 2006

fuckoff o'clock

The time at which a person has totally outstayed their welcome, and is asked to leave.

"Steve, it's fuckoff o'clock mate. Time for you to go."

by Kez 4 Prez August 16, 2014

clock crew

noun; A group of flash artists that often use characters with clocks as faces in their animation. Their flash movies generally are found on Newgrounds.com. They are led by their king Strawberry Clock whom is famous for his great masterpiece "B". This single piece of art has been the inspiration for many members of Newgrounds to become clocks as well as a group of clock haters and Clock haters whom are dedicated to the destruction of Clock Crew. In the wake of the Clock Crew have been groups such as the Lock Leigon.

The Clock Crew has the viewers within their grasp.

by Redneck D February 22, 2004

tea o'clock

1. A scheduled time to take a tea-break.

2. All the time.

To the cafe! It's tea o'clock.

Is it tea o'clock yet? I'm due for a brew.

by scaryanna March 1, 2006

cock o'clock

when you get off work and your woman is waiting at home for you to hit it.

Bikel heard the five o'clock whistle and he knew he had some sweet, sweet lovin waiting at home for him. It was his cock o'clock.

by BabyClisinCanton February 19, 2010

miss 6 o'clock

female with no tits or ass

homie my women have to be 10 min. after 7. I cant stand a miss 6 o'clock woman.

by steelraggae January 8, 2006

rape o'clock

Given the heightened possibility of being raped late at night, rape o'clock usually refers to 3am specifically, but may also refer to anytime during the day when one would be more vulnerable to a rapist

I know the club close at rape o'clock. What's the chances of your rollin' with me?

Cuidado! It's almost rape o'clock!

by Thomas Pain June 11, 2008