Cleveland Harvest

The act of shitting on your partners groin, rubbing it to their pubic hair, then spunking into the field.

Lord Goader opened up his brown eye and released a burly length onto little eugene, ploughed it into his balls and then planted some seeds in the choad valley ready for the cleveland harvest.

by Dave Swooner March 11, 2008

cleverson

One who is clever, intelligent, smart. Witty and on the ball.

Hey stephen, you're way too cleverson, you're making me look bad.

by SK1989 April 13, 2009

Cleverbot

A scary version of Smarterchild, but just as funny as Smarterchild used to be before they censored it. It is a chatbot that learns from humans.

Me: Avada Kedavra!
Cleverbot: My mother's love protects me from dark magic. I am not dead, you are.
Me: O_o

by Scarybot September 1, 2009

Cleveland Steamer

The cleveland steamer is far more specific than the listings I have seen here. A sexual act by nature (fetish) the cleveland steamer is when one person craps on another person's chest and (very important) then sits down and rocks back and forth like a steam roller.

Billy had just gotten out of the shower, so me and John gave min a cleveland steamer.

by [e-mail] October 5, 2004

Cleveland Accordion

The act of kneeling over your woman, beating off, and quietly shitting on her knees, before loudly busting out onto her face. Then, in the mass confusion, you slam her knees and face together, like an accordion.

Man it was crazy. i gave her a cleveland accordion and she didn't know what hit her!

by blakbelt88 January 14, 2010

cleveland

worse than hell, use your imagination

Carl: Have you ever been to hell
Frank: Nope, but ive been to cleveland, ohio
carl: is that worse?
frank: can the river in hell catch on fire?

by boggles April 29, 2008

cleveland

poorest city in america. most hardcore city in america. mind ya dam business or get shot. growin up on east 71st and ceder. bitch im from cleveland n proud. we got cavs, browns, n indians. we wreckin on all niggaz. bone thugz n harmony errbody kno them! chip tha ripper! slab up!

we doin this shit from cleveland to l.a. nigga.......i caught a plane out to cleveland late last evening, to help my niggaz clean up some niggaz no longer breathin! -TUPAC

by iROCKice August 5, 2008