Clayton Cook

One who is crazy about fortnight and plays it every day yet he only has 3 or 4 wins. He is a huge packer fan until they are really bad. His hero is Ninja and he wants to be just like him some day. He is probably that one guy that you sniped while he was drinking his chug jug in the middle of an area of open grass.

Dang it that nube just eliminated me I feel like a Clayton Cook.

Clayton Cook by Ninja17 June 2, 2018

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clayton beers

A super tall ginger man who is believed to be Vikingly Irish in origin. Known to drink coffee from any glass, no mugs needed. Also, is known to frequent elementary schools to sniff little boys bicycle seats.

Usually used in Derogatory way. This is the N-Word to white people.

Clayton Beers - A Tall bicycle sniffer who likes clean counter tops and rent paid on time.

That man is being a real "Clayton Beers" Eww gross!

clayton beers by Sandynutz January 5, 2019

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clayton jenny

Clayton Jenny is a dick who has no concept for dibs. If you call dibs he will take it anyways because he does not give a fuck. He has no honor or self respect. He is often attacked on site

Clayton jenny is a dick

clayton jenny by Chad whick April 3, 2019