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Clash Royale

The game where you show off your credit card, the game where you get ridiculously expensive emotes to taunt nice people who are trying to enjoy the game, the game where you would get absolutely no amusement if you don't spend money. The reason it is named with the word "Royale" is because only royal members are able to afford to play the game.

The first stage of the game is mostly skill.
The later stages are barely playable for free2play. If you don't have money, you are done.
One Guy: Play Supercell!

Other Guy: No games are fun! Clash Royale is about pay2win. Clash of Clans is about afk. Brawl Stars is too repetitive. Hayday shouldn't even be in the list. What is good about the game?

One guy: Let me try it!

Other Guy: You need to experience to understand pain
by TheClashRoyalePlayer March 20, 2025
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Clash blaster player

A person who takes no skill at aiming, then brags about how the weapon actually takes skill.
by Startupedition June 4, 2023
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Clashing Autisms

When two people have autistic traits that conflict with each other. For example, one person always talks ant full volume and the other person hates loud noise.

This often causes the people to strongly dislike each other.
Person 1: Those two keep getting into arguments, what’s their deal?.

Person 2: Yeah, they both really into Halo 3, I thought they would get along.
Person 3: They’ve got clashing autisms, it’s sort of like they were destined to hate each other.
by A-bookshelf June 21, 2024
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Hop on Clash of Clans

Said to someone after they raid your base in COC. When this victim is raided the person who attacked is legally obliged to have sex with them every day until they get 20 3 star attacks for them on the victim's COC account.
Woman: "I just raided your base."
Man: "Hop on Clash of Clans."
Woman: "NO PLEASE I DIDN'T MEAN IT!"
by SkibidiDonkeyMan July 21, 2024
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The best clash royale players

Dang Nathan and Yael are the best clash royale players
by BabyFjster April 24, 2025
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Clash of Clans

When two males smash their testicles together
Henry: Hey David, do you want to Clash of Clans together
by Femboy_Enthusiast May 2, 2025
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Hop on Clash

A 3 minute long dick fight between 2 guys, the first 1 who nuts loses.
Hey, u want to Hop on Clash? Sure, i got 3 minutes to spare.
by Brlic February 25, 2024
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