Cigarette

1) A valid reason to argue with someone. 2) A delicious taste of death in a stick. 3) Something you are required to do in the military. 4) Stress relief from the assholes who tell you smoking is bad.

Mr. No-Smoke, "You know, smoking will kill you."
Me, "Yeah, I have a theory on that. The average lifespan of a human is nearing 100 years old and I refuse to regress back to childhood."
Mr. No-Smoke, "what does that have to do with smoking a cigarette?"
Me, "It means that I'm killing myself slightly quicker in order to be able to wipe my own ass until my dying day."

by hunteddemonoid January 23, 2009

analog cigarette

The common traditional cigarette, a crude, old-fashioned nicotine delivery device, consisting of processed tobacco wrapped in a paper tube, from which smoke is inhaled after being lit.

So named to differentiate it from the more modern and less harmful electronic cigarette.

Dude, you're still smoking analog cigarettes? Get with the tech and vape, man!

by Saint Mike February 16, 2009

Cigaro

New System Of A Down Song That Sings About Cocks and Shit. Probably has to do with something political.

My cock is much bigger then yours
My cock can walk right through the door

by D Leighton January 19, 2005

skin cigar

Referring to the penis. See "pole smoker"

The pole smoker sucks on skin cigars.

by LlamaPump May 1, 2003

Cigarette

Something that non-smokers hate, and smokers love. What many people don't understand is that smoking is physically and emotionally addictive. As a smoker, I am tired of hearing non-smokers talk about an addiction they have never had. All smokers understand the damage they are doing to their body, but obviously since we are still smoking we don't care. Smoking Cigarettes are just as unhealthy as unhealthy diets. Since 63% of America is overweight, and 20% of them smoke I think that people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.

NS: "Oh, my God. Smoking is so bad for you."

S: "I know. I heard that in 1992"

NS: "I mean, How can you run, or be active with all that crap in your lungs?"

S: "I can run faster than you with this cigarette in my mouth."

NS: "...I don't know about that"

S: "I'll put out this cigarette when you stop eating 6,000 calories a day. How's that?"

NS: "I'm just saying, Cigarettes will kill you"

S: "So will smokers if you keep harassing them."

by Getyourbellyoffmyrights August 31, 2011

cotton cigar

a tampon, usually used and fluffed to maximum capacity

"that girl was so fine i pulled her cotton cigar out wit my teeth"

by joey soups March 11, 2008

Twat Cigar

A tampon.

My girlfriend got upset when I went to the drugstore and didn't buy her brand of twat cigars.

by melito74 December 27, 2010