Christmas Clutter

An overwhelming amount of Christmas decorations for the space available.

By the time I finished decorating my small apartment for Christmas, I was bumping into all the Christmas Clutter!

by macrent2 December 2, 2009

Christmas creep

That shady dude at Christmas parties who sits underneath the mistletoe all night, waiting for the unlucky girl to wander by.

Mario has been a Christmas creep, chillin by the archway. I can't walk by!

by steponknee April 5, 2016

Cancel Christmas

To make it where someone won’t see Christmas by killing them Murder

“If he keeps messing with me I’m gonna cancel Christmas on him”

by Ghostx1000 May 27, 2018

Jewish Christmas

Chinese food and a movie. That's it.

person one: What are you doing this Christmas?

person two: What do you think? Its gonna be a Jewish Christmas!

by Swimgirl202 February 29, 2012

christmas noob

Noobs that just get a game on Christmas, go online, and get owned by the more experienced players.

Guy1: I just got owned on Gears Of War! I got called a Christmas noob like every 2 minutes!

by Christmas Noob! December 31, 2006

Christmas drizzle

The act of dipping somebody's dick in glue, and wrap it in wrapping paper

Watch what you doing, or I will perform the Christmas drizzle on you!

by Krooty March 12, 2018

Purple Christmas

A spliff made with a clove cigarette--the tobacco is removed, mixed with marijuana shake, and repacked into the cigarette. Typically, the filter is also trimmed to about half-length.

"Yo, wanna celebrate Purple Christmas tonight?"

by sirsmokesalot115 January 18, 2009