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the best school in the entire world. if you go here please never leave you will never find a better school all the teachers are incredible and great
person: where’d you go to school last year?

scs student: sarasota christian school

person: i’m so fucking sorry
by omgilovecheesecake March 10, 2022
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Dryfork Christian School

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Dryfork christian school is a school that nobody knows about. it’s on dryfork road and has 120 students ranging from k-12 and the girls outnumber the boys 90 to 30. they have so little high schoolers that the 8-12 classes are put together. we had to split sights so now the 3-6 grades are right down the road. most people send their kids here so they don’t have to be “exposed to the bad in the world” but all we talk ab is the “bad in the world” so theirs no point in sending your kids here. we have to wear a lame uniform that is a baby blue collared shirt and navy pants or skirt for the girls.
Boy:”Hey, have you heard of Dryfork Christian School?” Girl:”No.”
by anonymoususer7313 April 6, 2022
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NOUN

1. A school for people wealthy enough to attend a private school but not wealthy enough to attend Trinity.

2. Where students close their books, close their notebooks, and make sure they have something with which to write.

3. The building next to the building where students endure the boredom of assemblies and chapels.

4. Where having an entire room dedicated to costumes was more important than having a cafeteria.
Hey, some kid at Eastwood Christian School just looked up if there's an Urban Dictionary entry for their school.
by mostlyhonestly June 22, 2022
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Friends Christian School

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UMMM 7th grade at this school sucks and the popular girls are so klicky and lame and sporty
by EhhIMnotWeird January 29, 2023
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There’s lots to unpack here. This is a school for a bunch of rich white assholes who like to stay in their white bubble of Christian-ness. Everyone thinks they’re the shit, but in reality, people in the real world who go to normal public schools laugh at these dweebs. Our diversity rating, negative percent. With some pervs, fossils, cat grandmas who can’t tell they’re super cringe, and subs who can’t self tan as teachers, you’ll have an interesting experience to say the least.
Person 1: did you hear about that school, Harrisburg Christian school?
Person 2: ewww they’re a bunch of losers haha
by Crazy_rat_johnson July 8, 2023
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fideles christian school

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send help! 💗🤣🎀
we have a conspiracy theorist as a main representative for our school and piles of cat liter in the classes when we have floods. also mrs gregory has a dick unfortunately‼️🫵
fideles christian school has a multi-genitaled teacher.
by underwingtalkative February 11, 2024
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fremont christian school

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crusty bankrupt school. 50/50 chance they fire your favorite teacher at the end of the year. everyone is gossiped about. no one is safe. oh and god forbid you add a rainbow somewhere on an art assignment.

dont send your kids here if you dont want them to deposit you to an underpaid nursing home as soon as they grow up.
person 1: what school do you go to
person 2: fremont christian school
person 1: are you okay
person 2: no
by legallynamed October 20, 2024
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