I love chocolate squirties
by Airborne999 May 24, 2018

The name given to the act of going back and forth between licking the vagina and asshole on a female.
Guy 1: Yo man I heard you gave your lady a chocolate tuna!
Guy 2: Yeah man I did. She loved it when I went back and forth licking her pussy and asshole.
Guy 1: I'm going to have to try that on my woman tonight!
Guy 2: Yeah man I did. She loved it when I went back and forth licking her pussy and asshole.
Guy 1: I'm going to have to try that on my woman tonight!
by RustyGoat August 12, 2012

Poop, Crap, Shit, Fecal Matter left out on the street by bad pet owners or the homeless. Also a good name for a band.
by sonzamonza March 30, 2014

When 2 grown men "scissor" and turn in such a way that their buttholes are touching. After that, they commence in synchronized shitting while jacking eachother off. This spectacle is climaxed by a fireworks show of creamy jizz.
Can you believe Brett and Ryan actually pulled off a Chocolate Firework last night? I didn't think it was physically possible!
by Fjord Haymo December 10, 2010

by FUQ!!! September 24, 2009

the resulting fecal ring that is left around one's wrist after fisting another individual/animal, who has insufficiently cleaned their asshole after shitting.
Mother: "Dammit Brian you left another chocolate bracelet on my wrist, how many times do I have to tell you?!?! Wipe your ass before you ask me to fist you. JESUS CHRIST!"
Brian: "My bad, Mom"
Brian: "My bad, Mom"
by willywonkachocolatefactory March 17, 2010

The act in which a person experiencing diarrhoea spins on a Segway at high velocities, spewing large amounts of fecal matter in the general vicinity, in an act of dominance.
Guy 1: Ay bro, Imma have beat yo ass if you don’t back the fuck down.
Guy 2: try me bitch you, you don’t stand a chance against my chocolate beyblade. Imma let it rip all over yo weak ass.
Guy 2: try me bitch you, you don’t stand a chance against my chocolate beyblade. Imma let it rip all over yo weak ass.
by The cum bender April 8, 2020
