Poop, Crap, Shit, Fecal Matter left out on the street by bad pet owners or the homeless. Also a good name for a band.
by sonzamonza March 09, 2014
The name given to the act of going back and forth between licking the vagina and asshole on a female.
Guy 1: Yo man I heard you gave your lady a chocolate tuna!
Guy 2: Yeah man I did. She loved it when I went back and forth licking her pussy and asshole.
Guy 1: I'm going to have to try that on my woman tonight!
Guy 2: Yeah man I did. She loved it when I went back and forth licking her pussy and asshole.
Guy 1: I'm going to have to try that on my woman tonight!
by RustyGoat August 12, 2012
by Airborne999 April 09, 2018
When 2 grown men "scissor" and turn in such a way that their buttholes are touching. After that, they commence in synchronized shitting while jacking eachother off. This spectacle is climaxed by a fireworks show of creamy jizz.
Can you believe Brett and Ryan actually pulled off a Chocolate Firework last night? I didn't think it was physically possible!
by Fjord Haymo December 09, 2010
by FUQ!!! September 25, 2009
A two step sexual act in which the dominant partner deficates onto the stomach of their prone partner before laying atop them, forming a sandwich-like position, to then continue fornication.
Before having sex with my freak of a girlfriend, I had to take a shit, then she protested and asked me to give her the 'ol Chocolate Whopper.
by Notmatthewatall June 01, 2018
The act in which a person experiencing diarrhoea spins on a Segway at high velocities, spewing large amounts of fecal matter in the general vicinity, in an act of dominance.
Guy 1: Ay bro, Imma have beat yo ass if you don’t back the fuck down.
Guy 2: try me bitch you, you don’t stand a chance against my chocolate beyblade. Imma let it rip all over yo weak ass.
Guy 2: try me bitch you, you don’t stand a chance against my chocolate beyblade. Imma let it rip all over yo weak ass.
by The cum bender April 08, 2020