Chimpkin

The most delicious type of chicken

Man Joe's chimpkins are good

by Joeis2sick November 15, 2020

Chimney Sweeper

To force-feed ones hairy ball sack into the vertically positioned and open bung-tunnel of a friend or foe.

John - "Ok Jane, it's time for the Chimney Sweeper!"

Jane - "What's that?"

John - "Bend over and I'll show you."

Jane - "No John, really? Quit playing games and tell me."

John - "Sorry Jane, you're right. The Chimney Sweeper is where you take off your sweatpants, lay on your back, then roll your knees back until they touch your shoulders. This way your butt hole opens up and stares straight at the clouds above. Then I'll hover over your puckered poo packer and plunge both of my not-so-recently shaven jizz tanks past the event horizon of your turd socket. Duh!?"

Jane - "Oh dear. Are you serious?"

John - "Yes Jane, yes I am"

by Extra Normal April 4, 2009

chimique

Chimique (french pronounciation) is an adjective used when object, individual, situation or other is bizarre, strange, disturbing, repulsive, sickening, nauseating. Depending on the situation, chimique is used to underline the ''weirdness'' of a situation, individual or object.

This guy is chimique.
Your apartment is chimique.

Your face is chimique.

Today is pretty chimique.

by mersauce December 18, 2011

Baby Chimp Shit

When two people absolutely need to defaecate at the same time in one toilet, one person assumes the standard seated dumping position. Person 2 wraps their legs around the waist of person 1, crossing their feet behind his/her back. Person 2 wraps their arms around the neck of 1, clinging for dear life, and releases through the "5 Hole" of 1. Challenges produced include avoiding piss in 1's belly button, and feces in the genital region. If done correctly, two dumpers will effectively accomplish the feat cleanly while striking the pose of a baby chimp clutching to his/her mother. For added effect 2 may pick lint/loose articles from the hair of 1.

Also known as a "5 Hole Shit."

Hurry up, open the door, I'm going to hop onto you for a baby chimp shit.

by Frank Rebels, Kominikeke February 24, 2011

Chimpanzee

A smart hairy little bugger who knows the true meaning of life.

If you give my chimpanzee a banana you will make him a happy chimpanzee.

My chimpanzee sign-languaged that if you call him, George Walker Bush again, he's gonna APE yo ass.

by NeverMindWho April 14, 2006

President Chimp

A nickname given to a president (or any other senior authority figure) who is clearly incompetent and completely ill-suited to his position of power but still manages to maintain at least some form of likability factor.

This expression became popular during the early years of the George W. Bush administration.

All hail President Chimp! He may be incompetent but he sure does make us smile! Haha! Did you hear what he just said?

by The Captive Spirit September 13, 2010

chimps fingers

A kind of turd, usually thin and dry with discernable knuckles.

Good turd mate?
Not really. Chimps fingers, most of em.

by Dannyboff October 5, 2006