Child Worshipers

Child Worshipers: Parents who are deaf, dumb, and blind when it comes to their childs behavior. They don't hear the screaming, yelling and tearing around that they do in public. (Libraries, grocery stores, funerals, fine-dining establishments, weddings, etc.) Also completely unaccountable for their childrens destruction, deeds and general unruliness.

Parents who never apologize, reprimand, affirm, or offer to pay for damage done by their children. "you brought your kids to my house and they set the dog on fire!, colored my car with magic marker, ripped the pages out of our first edition Pearl Buck's "A Good Earth" to make paper airplanes!" You said, "Aren't they creative?" I mean really WTF? You idolize and "Child Worshipers" these little monsters.

by THE SNICKERDOODLE March 8, 2011

Moon Child

Typically referring to those born under the Star Sign Cancer, since the moon is their ruling planet.

"I'm a fire sign, you?"
"Oh, I'm a moon child."

by Wayward Moon Child May 7, 2016

Oldest Child

The oldest child is usually the child that gets to much responsibility. Can be seen as an automatic babysitter. the oldest child also has much firmer rules then younger siblings. parents often forget what the oldest child was made to do at a certain age for example: at the age of 8 the oldest child is made to start doing the washing up but by the time the second child gets to that age the parent isnt making him do anything yet. the oldest chld gets the least attention as they are seen to be more capable. the oldest child often longs for the only childness they had for a while before there younger sibling was born.

oldest child.

by TheOldestChildUnfourtunatley August 1, 2011

child molester

One who enjoys supple young boys. Usually found at playgrounds or the ballpit at your local chuckie cheese's Basically someone who fucks children in the bum bum

Look! Sally its Peter the ass fucking child molester!

by Anonymous June 20, 2003

man child

a grown man who is very immature, therefore considered a man child.

Dude you need to grow up and stop being such a man child

by rhoni May 13, 2005

Middle child

The child parents don’t give a crap about until they do something wrong

Person 1: I’m the middle child
Person 2: I’m so sorry
Parent to person 1: who are you?

by THICCCCCCCCPOTATO! January 31, 2020

fatherless child

people who like dream smp

another fatherless child

by standoppiobecausedoppiobestboy August 21, 2021