Cheerio Head

A rare instance where you meet up with a girl and she consists of lips dryer than a Popeyes biscuit. She then proceeds to give you head as the small cracks of scab shavings fall onto the tip of your dick like Cheerio dust.

Damn bro, Nina gave me the driest fucking head I’ve ever had. Dryer than the Sahara dessert. That shit was so dry I’d go as far as to call it Cheerio Head. Her alien titties sure as hell didn’t make up for anything either.

by SkuhLover69 May 27, 2025

Cheerio nuts

A male who fails to have sexual intercourse due to a lack of charisma or sex appeal.

Look at this cheerio nuts ass nigga.

by Asraflock November 13, 2025

cheerios

cheerios = a person you find very attractive ;) basically your type.

“she’s cheerios bro”
“not my cheerios but whatever floats your boat😀”

by ch3rrycola777 January 7, 2026

German Cheerio

The most disgusting, depraved sexually deviant act you could ever imagine.

Dude 1: So how was last night with that Chick?

Dude 2: dude....... German Cheerio.....

Dude 1: *Gun To Head*

by Zomgwtfbbq!!!!!rawr October 3, 2010

Frosted Cheerio

To ejaculate on your sex partners ass as to make the anus look like a cheerio with frosting coating it. Then you proceed to eat the "cheerio."

"Donna called in sick this morning, so we shared a frosted cheerio."

by diesel313 September 23, 2012

Love Cheerio

An Anus or Asshole. Ground zero for butt hole pleasures.

Steve poured his man milk into Patti's love cheerio. The breakfast of champions.

by Jaxel Bros January 16, 2013

Secret Cheerio Challenge

When you put a cheerio in random places, around him, around school, around the town, or even on a person without that person noticing.
If you do this, take a picture and post it on instagram or twitter with #secretcheeriochallenge

I decided to do the secret cheerio challenge! I put a cheerio on my friends head without her noticing #secretcheeriochallenge

by TOTofficial April 20, 2017