cheater

To have sexual relationships with more then 1 girl or women.

My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year when we decided to get married.
My parents helped us in every way, and my friends encouraged me.
My girlfriend?
She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me.

That one thing was her younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age,
wore tight mini-skirts, and low cut blouses.
> > > She would regularly bend down when near me, and I got many pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She
never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the! wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings
and desires for me that she could not overcome and did not really
want to overcome.
She told me that she wanted to make love to me just
once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and could not say a word.
She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me."I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.

When she reached the top, she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door.
I opened the door and stepped out of the house and walked straight toward my car.

My future father-in-law was standing outside With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We could not ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family!"

The moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car!! :P
Cheater

by AznEmoZ March 14, 2008

Chase the Edible

A game where you engage in an activity that ideally and/or is safely done when sober after eating something infused with a drug—an edible. The game is to see if one can finish this activity or get most of it done before feeling the effects of the edible.

My friends and I played Chase the Edible as we did our five-hour long accounting homework.

by Dudebrodude123 October 6, 2019

Chase Amante

Quite a smart quy who can give you quite good advice on building the life you want to live in general.

“Chase Amante said that while you are never truly free of foreign influence, many of the most punishing missteps you will make in life come from making decisions based on media-informed mental models instead of direct experience-informed ones. He is one of those people I wished I knew earlier!”

by Severin_Bro December 31, 2021

cheager

a word used when you are eager to talk to a bowl cut wearing, friendless man child called charlie

barney: i want to talk to charlie, what’s the word for being eager to talk to a charlie?
willy: cheager

barney: ahhhh yes, cheager!!

by bombeclart69 April 14, 2022

dookie chaser

A fan of anal sex

i heard that Clint is a dookie chaser, i hear his boo screamin to take it out her ass!

by Loopy January 21, 2004

Urbanspoon chaser

One who chooses a restaurant or cafe based solely on its Urbanspoon rating with fervent disregard for any other source of information.

Atticus waited outside Hammer and Tong cafe in Melbourne, Australia for one hour to have breakfast 'cause it got an Urbanspoon rating of 90%. He's such an Urbanspoon chaser!

by Snappy Legz April 18, 2014

Thot Chaser

Def 1. One who engages in sexual intercourse with a Thot

Def 2. A women or man one engages in sexual intercourse with to get the taste of thot out or ones mouth/life

Type 1. " he/she is a total thot chaser."
Type 2. " Last night my thot chaser came over."

by Otaku4ever96 October 4, 2016