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Champ

a wack person, a loser, someone who lacks coolness, not popular, annoying.
Ayee he champ as shit, your just champ, Hmmmm CHAMP!
by GorgeousDown June 7, 2010
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Casper, Wyoming

Wyoming is the most unpopulated state in the United States of America. Wyoming is bordered my Montana, Nebraska, South Dakota, Colorado, Utah, and Idaho. Casper is located in Central Wyoming. In Casper, some main attractions are Casper Mountain, College National Finals Rodeo in the Summer/Fall, and Wal*Mart. Casper people do indeed have internet, they do not have to fight indians, and they do not all ride horses to school. If you have thought this about Wyoming, go take a history class, or if your history teacher tells you these things, drop his/her class and go find a smart teacher. Wyoming is also known as the equality state.
X: Where are you from?
Y: I am from Casper, Wyoming!
by Sagent139 January 23, 2011
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Prince Caspian

Only one of the hottest men to ever grace the movie screen. Played by Ben Barnes in the second Chronicles of Narnia movie. Marries Ramandu in one of those Narnia books. Is extremely attractive and sexy and hot. Like sex in a movie without a sex scene.
Wow! That man is so hot! He must be Prince Caspian!
by Blankity Blank May 24, 2008
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Casper

Casper is the coolest guy to ever exist. I love him so much and he’s so cool. I love you Caspoop
Who are u dating?
Casper
by Marsthegayplanet December 28, 2021
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Champaign Schanbacher

These Schanbacher's vary greatly from the rest of the Schanbacher's in the world. They tend to be crazy. They make nonsense jokes that are somehow hilarious. Some of them are dangerous. They tend to cause a lot of commotion everywhere they go. It is a known fact that 2 out of every 6 Champaign Schanbacher's chew with their mouths open and make odd noises while eating. Champaign Schanbacher's get along with each other very well and tend to watch each others back with the utmost attentiveness. Champaign Schanbacher's are either loved or hated for how different they are from others. Champaign Schanbacher's communicate with animals through high pitched voices that consist of made up words, jibberish, and objects that have been created in their imagination (i.e. SpidaMonsta, wigglebottomapotomus, poopclown, etc.). A Champaign Schanbacher, though not easily angered or intimidated, should be avoided at all costs if they go in to attack mode. They have been known to use defense tactics such as one hitter quitters, gorilla kicks, beyame stick beatings, hog tie a human techniques, run for your life paintball shootings, firecrackers attached to doors, spitting lugies on skeezers, and Jesus Swords made out of wooden 2x4's. Though Champaign Schanbacher's can be dangerous when provoked, it takes a lot to get one to the point of violence. Most of the time a Champaign Schanbacher just likes to enjoy day to day life with a weird twist.
I was walking through the mall the other day, when all of the sudden everything got really colorful and turned into a disco. The I look up, and to my surprise, a group of Champaign Schanbachers are flying in through this opening in the ceiling, on a huge flying banana that had a head like Richard Simmons, arms made of recycled sticky glue balls from underneath package labels, and feet off of an old lady with a fresh pedicure that did nothing because she still has terrible bunions. When they got off of the Richard Simmons flying banana with bunion feet, they quickly started cracking jokes like "Herman was this guy. When he eats, he makes a funny face. So give him a dollar because he deserves it." and everyone almost fell over with laughter, even though when I type it, it makes no sense, nor does it sound funny. When somebody put finger prints this glass window, it quickly angered one of them and they attacked with a swift hog tie technique and then he pulled out a wooden jesus sword that covered the guy in honey and sent tiny black ants crawling toward him! They quickly morphed into trees with the legs of Michael Jonsohn, the olympic runner, and disappeared just as fast as they arrived on that Richard Simmons banana.. It was sooo cool. I hope they are at the mall next time I go shopping!
by Dr. Herb Johnson April 1, 2009
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Santana Champaign

Legendary guitarists Carlos Santana's personal line of premium champaign.

Best consumed with burgers, on a nautical vessel, in a bathing suits and water sandals.

Its flavor has been described by connoisseur as exceptionally crisp.
Take a picture, trick, I'm on a boat, bitch
We drinking Santana Champaign cuz its so crisp!
by mojowen July 16, 2009
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Casper

Someone who is insanely attractive, strong, smart and funny. Caspers are also said to be the most kind people and women love them.
friend: bro im so sad
me: dont be ur totally casper
by massivedude February 3, 2020
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