drunken chatting

When a person whilst texting/IMing begins to misspell ever other word and talks in incoherent speak that makes them appear to be drunk by others; the technological form of slurred speech

Peter: Dude, what the hell was wrong with you last night? I couldn't understand a word of your text. You were all like drunken chatting.
Bob: I was really tried and finishing off my last beer.
Peter: That explains it.

by frisky curtain June 20, 2008

charging a sigil

Slang term for masturbation, derived from the Chaos Magick practice of bringing oneself to orgasm in order to cast a spell.

I'm just sitting around here watching YouTube and charging a sigil, while everyone else is out getting laid!

by Discordibation July 11, 2015

Clarting

When a girl (usually fat) farts so hard that her clit vibrates so intensely that she has an orgasm.

"Dude, did you hear about Bertha in class yesterday? She was clarting so hard her buttons flew off. She got me in the back of the head!"

by GardenGnomeX September 23, 2009

Chatting Breeze

To Chat Breeze Is When You Will Row With Someone And You Will Be Putting A Point Across And The Other Will Be Talking Nonsense And Not Actually Saying Anything To Win The Arguement

Person One : Look Bruv I Took The Money Because You Owed Me It Anyway

Person 2 : You Wasteman Bruv Dnt Ever Touch My Tings Agan

Person To Is Chatting Breeze Because He Knows Hes In The Wrong.

by Azzle-A BrapBrap April 2, 2008

Carting

A smuggling technique primarily invented to transport drugs, knitwear and swan's eggs from country to country.

Carting is where a female participant stores the goods in her vaginal storage compartment. Retired porn-stars and fatter woman are preferred.

Carting is illegal and embarrassing for the transporter when caught.

Police officer: "Excuse me madam, why are you limping?"
Woman: "SHIT!"
Police officer: "What's all this, you're carting!!!"
Woman: "let me off"
Police officer: "WTF mum no!!!"

by flashkapOw July 10, 2009

charming

a unique skill possesed by a priveleged (or not priveledged few). charming is accomplished by sitting on your back with your legs spread in the air. you then proceed to expel gas (see fart). once you have farted, you use your butt muscles to suck the air back in and continue to repeat for as long a possible. thus, once your location has been succesfully filled with ass gas, you have completed your charming.

he was charming for two hours until the air was poison

by jordan d January 18, 2006

Charging Rhino Legs

Derogatory term used by male athletes to describe the overly muscular legs of certain female athletes.

The Cal Women's Volleyball Players are so hot, except for #X - she's got charging rhino legs.

by mtnmeister June 27, 2009