cereal number

The "on a scale from one to a hundred" nutritional-rating figure --- one being totally lousy and hyper-fattening, like Chocolate-Covered Sugar-Krunchies, and a hundred being a "perfect ten", like quick oats or plain shredded-wheat biscuits with whole milk and raisins --- that is assigned to a particular grain-based breakfast-selection, depending on how healthfully-balanced a food it is.

Murphy's Law: "Most any breakfast-snack will have a cereal number that is in direct inverse proportion to how tasty and appealing it is to the majority of members of the general public, especially the little ones." Ain't DAT da truth????

by QuacksO July 11, 2018

Cereal dat hoe

pouring tastey or delicious fruit flavored cereal on a person.

Now cereal dat hoe and watch me YOUUUU!!!

by dejanay February 27, 2008

Cereal Box

Your girlfreind, your crush; your ability to get a girfreind

"Hey, do you have any cereal boxes"

"Nah man, i dont have any game"

"Lame"

by master of dunks October 28, 2014

Cereal Bowl

The act of ejaculating inot a girl/lady friend's belly button, and then procedding to eat the milky goodness with a small spoon, commly used to eat soup.

Cody: Last night, Delila, let me enjoy the fine dish I prepared in her belly button.
Will: Damn dude, thats totally sick, I wished Sara would let me have a Cereal Bowl!

by Eat it and Love it <3 March 17, 2013

cereal girl

The girl version of cereal guy, an internet meme.

Are you eating a bowl of cereal in the morning and making a gesture with you're spoon as a sign of disagreement like that beautiful cereal girl?

Cereal girl has the nicest face ever!!

by cerealforliife October 2, 2011

cereal gang

a prostitute with a crack addiction.

the cereal gang turned up dead in a dumpster

by andrew May 23, 2003

cereal box

A name for a girl that has no breasts

John: Fuck that girl has no tits
Tim: Yeah she's a cereal box

by Master_Otto September 28, 2019