castroed

being locked up, not free or not given permission to go out anywhere.

"Im sorry I cant go, my wife castroed me to stay at home"

or

"that girls huge boobs always be castroed in that shirt. she needs to take it off"

by mofod May 15, 2013

fidel castro

1. A fine cigar of excellent calibur.
2. Me when i'm drunk.

pass me a fidel castro my good man

by fidel August 14, 2003

castronova

a person who most likely has sea lion written on their wall, with spanish exclamation points

happy birthday sea lion girly castronova

by sea lion girly October 24, 2009

Smoked Castro

Directly after an unsuspecting woman has received a Donkey Punch, Dirty Sanchez, Angry Dragon, or Fish Hooks, she immediately grasps the male's member, bites it off, shoves it up his ass, pulls it out, smacks him in the face with it (mushroom stamp), and finally stuffs it into his mouth as if he were smoking a fine Cuban cigar.

That asshole Josh, gave me a Dirty Sanchez, so I retaliated with a Smoked Castro. He never saw it coming.

by C. Woodriver June 27, 2006

castro's revenge

Irritable Bowel issues caused by ingesting high-fructose corn syrup. HFCS used in many American products thanks to ban on import of Cuban sugar cane.

I was on the toilet all day with Castro's revenge.

by R. E. Saunders September 22, 2007

Castronaut

Inhabitant of the greatest co-op house the Berkeley Student Cooperative has ever seen, Andres Castro Arms. Those who have struck the perfect balance between having a beautiful house and engaging in all-out pirate insanity.

Davisaur: Who just pranked Davis house?

Castronaut: No idea, must have been Wolf! (with excellent poker face)

~~some moments later~~

Castronaut 1: Good job pranking Davis with us last night, man.

Castronaut 2: You too man. Let's head to The Loth and sauna it up.

by golden130 March 29, 2011

castrofuck

n. A Catastrofuck in Cuba.

Cuba: wonderful island, friendly people, cool cigars, hot music. Shame the country's a castrofuck.

by Peter N Carr October 5, 2006