Cautious optimism

Theres no such thing as cautious optimism. Cautious optimism is cynicism. Thinking the sky is going to fall and trying to look forward to the little bit of good left in things before it does is cynicism. Really, having a bucket list is cynicism, since even though it becomes more likely that you'll die soon when you get older, once the mystery isnt there you're not really living anyway, you're just trying to live the rest of your days as an adrenaline junkie before the crash at the end, to go out with a bang, that's cynicism. Most thoughts disguised as positive are really cynical by nature.

Fuck positive thoughts and people, they think the end is a crash and it becomes one for everybody else too. There is no cautious optimism.

by Solid Mantis May 1, 2020

Capstick Creamer

The art of picking up a barely legal chav in your Vauxhall Corsa, parking in Asda car park and pounding her anus so hard on the backseat that it causes a creamy brown/yellow discharge to form around your nob.

I see this lass right, I shouted “you want a Capstick Creamer” for a box of tabs and a lucozade. She jumped in and busted her rectum so bad it looked like a butchers dustbin.

by El Greaso September 7, 2020

Capstick Creamer

The art of picking up a barley legal chav in your Vauxhall Corsa, driving to the nearest Asda, parking up and proceeding to pound her anus so hard in the backseat it causes a brown/yellow creamy substance to form around the ring and head of your penis.

I saw this lass right and I shouted “howay ya little radge get in and come for a Capstick Creamer and I’ll give you a box of tabs” I smashed her rectum in so hard it looked like a butchers dustbin.

by El Greaso September 7, 2020

captivace

A Fucking legend in the making, if you run into captivace, suck his dick because HE DESERVES IT

GIRL 1- "Heard you met someone at the party"

GIRL 2- "YEAH hes so sweet and i think he's a captivace! You know what that means"

GIRL 1- "Tie up your hair girl!!"

by Polar Mocking September 26, 2020

Captives

An older American vernacular term for Newspapers.

Deliver boy: I don’t see your New York Times Ma’am

Person : can you recheck I need my captives to start my research for a project today

by Freddie Hill December 13, 2020

Capulince

The smarter way of saying "cap"

I got an A+ on my calculus assignment, no capulince

by TBYoungOne January 27, 2021

captism

I had online school and i had a math class but i didnt do anything other them write captism, it has no meaning, i am a stupid baby child so thats the definition, i own this word.

baby: how many problems did you finish in todays math class?

stupid baby: um... today was captism.

baby: you stupid child

by stupidbabiescult March 9, 2021