Shaft Captain

Another name for a Staff Captain in halo 3 but more related to being a Staff Captain in real life-being a noob at life, having a lot of experience but still is a noob. Used to describe a teenager most times.

Winston: damn look at that girls titties.
Sam: she's out of your league dude.
Winston: that girl is fineeeee.
Sam: ur such a Shaft Captain

by ddrew3 May 20, 2010

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Capital Malcompliance

The direct disobedience of your local Combine Civil Authority.

"Attention; You have been charged with: 243 Assault on Protection Team,
Capital Malcompliance,
Divisive Sociocidal Counter-Obeyance."

"You have been judged guilty by Civil Protection teams, all units deliver terminal verdict immediately."

by Overwatch April 20, 2005

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Derogatory term used to describe what appears to be a macho and/or shallow and/or unintelligent man, sometimes out of jealousy because he is dating a girl you like. This term coined by the character Spike from the television show “Buffy the Vampire Slayer.”

"God knows you need some satisfaction in life besides shagging Captain Cardboard and I never really liked you anyway, and... and you have stupid hair." -Spike

by Doomhammr May 13, 2005

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Captain Ginyu

Getting a picture of somebody else and photoshopping your face on their body.

lol dude I just Captain Ginyued LeBron James lol

by jmidd July 1, 2009

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captain mo

Captain Henry Morgan. Designated Governer of Jamaica in 1780. Makes a damn good spiced rum.

Last weekend i peaced a 40 of Captain Mo's spiced.

by James Doyle April 23, 2006

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Captain Whiskey Dick

when you have a bit much to drink and you can't get it up, Captain Whiskey Dick comes for a visit. The Captain often comes at the worst times possible, like when you got a hot chic in your bed.

So this chic was DTF and was naked in my bed when Captain Whiskey Dick came to visit. He didn't leave all night I was screwed!

limp dick whiskey dick flaccid soft job

by HardKnightMan November 10, 2010

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