Candace Nelson

A weird goose, usually found in Arabia who eats anas hairs.
Usually extremely obese.

Man that Candace Nelson is blocking my view, i got better luck standing behind a truck.

A fart jar

by Lywewe Jihoovawitz September 26, 2010

candado

Spanish term describing the goatee/moustache beard sometimes referred to as a 'padlock beard'. Trademark of pedophiles, elite criminals and desparate-to-be-different law students. This beard will send all but the most alternative girl running for the hills.

Bill: Hey Georgie do you like my candado?
Georgie: No

by Shequeena April 24, 2011

Candace

A bitch who can’t walk without falling.

Oh that bitch on the floor she’s a Candace.

by yourNeighbortree August 12, 2018

Candyass

A bitch with a sweet ass

Becky has a candyass

by I’m a butch April 20, 2018

candalous

A Person who consumes a lot of alcohol throughout the week ending up in some unpredictable situations,Then puts on a angel face,Also drama does tend follow this type of person sometimes

Damn the chick is mad candalous

by Bill Schinney February 17, 2009

Candace

noun;

1. An older lady, usually in her 50's or 60's with grandchildren.
2. Someone who usually strips or turns tricks, derrived from the word candy.

3. Usually a person with lack of morale.

1. "Wow, Candace has really let herself go.
2. "Hey bro, lets go see that Candace again, she made my volcano erupt like Mt. Kilimanjaro."

by UnHolyBlackJesus February 26, 2019

Candace

A girl who is young, energetic, has many unique personality such as teeling her mom when her two little brothers who is kind of young backyard scientists doing some kind of wacky things like a rollercoaster, or a beach, perhaps, and she didn't very good at them because her proofs somehow disappeared without a trace by some certain long nosed scientist who tries to take over a state area with 3 states in it and not getting her mom in time. Oh and she's allergic to milk and hate platypus, a blue one. She's still like her childhood brand, i think it was a yellow duck but it really stands with it's two legs. And she did have a squirrel in her pants and got a whole rapper teams dancing with her. Also she's in love with a teenager that is blonde and wears a green shirt(?) And tries to be with him and it seems succeded, because she does seems to be really fit with him and always royal to him.

Ya know what happens when Candace got her mom to the backyard, right?

by Oraoraoraid May 10, 2020