Calvin Klein

What you wear when you can't afford Ralph Lauren and/or when you're waging a war on society and decide that you're not going to join in with the mainstream fuckbois.

Dude: "Yo man what's up with the Calvin Klein? WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR POLOS SON??"

Friend: "Man fuck Polos, I'm done with that shit. FUCK SOCIETY."

Dude: "You're broke aren't you?"

Friend: "..Maybe."

booty ralph lauren

by jeremyrepublic August 16, 2016

Calvin Klein

When you’re not quite Gucci, but you’re getting there.

Friend: We Gucci? Me: We’re Calvin Klein.

by KarGuy November 11, 2020

Steamy Calvin

When in the shower, your partner will take a shit in your hand. You will then use it as a shampoo

Wow you smell like you've just gotten out of a steamy calvin.

by Amponny February 23, 2011

Calvin Klein

the type of underwear every lil fuck boy wears a little higher than their pants so when they take off their shirt everyone can see the brand of underwear there wearing.

Tom; "did you see that fight between alex and john???"
Mark; "yup sure did"
Tom; "did u see when alex took off his shirt?"
Mark; "ugh that lil fuck boy?"
Tom; "why is he a fuck boy?'
Mark did you what underwear he was wearing?"
Tom; no why?
Mark; he was wearing calvin klein"
Tom; "ooooh fuck alex!, that lil fuck boy"
Mark; "fuck that lil fuck boy"

by Just gonna keep it real wit u August 15, 2019

Calvincest

The act of loving one's sister in an inappropriate or illegal manner.

Calvin was accused of Calvincest by piarr.

by Kleenex February 6, 2005

Calynd

A Boy who is trying to hookup with bitties on a regular basis. Also somebody who gets their penis wet often.

That calynd is always with bitties. I also heard he was trying to hookup with Casey

by Mr. Delaware July 14, 2009

Calvin tse!

A fat chinese guy who participates in sport, mostly basketball. They are stinky and like eating lots of noodle soup.

(sometimes refered to as a Brice)

Shortened version can be Tse!

1. Guy number 1: Hey look over there. Its a fat chinese guy playing basketball with a instant noodle soup packet in his pocket.

Guy number 2: What a Calvin tse!

Can be further emphasised by adding the phrase, Brice maaate! or even Brice a donkey!

by pundalljabar August 24, 2011