Caleb

They type of guy who is bad and dont care what anyone says and he smokes and has sex every ever girl he can find. He always blackmails people to try and get his way, he always gets his way. His momma and step dad dont give a fuck about him or his brother. He needs to understand he isnt always going to get his way and i cant wait til u go to jail because u on ur 2nd strike with the cops... Literally cant wait.

Dont be a mini caleb kids

Caleb by Ur mother fucking ... January 21, 2018

Caleb

A anorexic twig that likes to think he's cool because he hangs out with other emo twigs, he's your best friend, (when you ejaculate in his girl) and your enemie when he says no.... He has a 1 inch destroyer and he'll gladly prove it @caleb_kerswill on Instagram, he'll eat your ass and then he'll eat is own ass using yours for leverage..... He has nothing for a dick but you better believe, when he rolls up in his purple hoodie, you got hell to pay...

Girl: Caleb you have a little dick....
Caleb: Bet
Girl: Ok whip it out big boy
Caleb: *takes an hour to get hard*
Girl: Your hard? Finally....
Caleb: *Whips out wang*
Girl: THATS IT?!?!?! LMFAO

Caleb by Caleb Kerswill March 23, 2019

Caleb

A term used in at least 2 T.V. series now that describes a person going home early or chickening out when the real party is getting started.

DON'T BE SUCH A CALEB!

Caleb by CreepyCole May 24, 2011

caleb

to chop off your dick after sex because you feel unclean

Dude: I caleb-ed my dick last night

caleb by wooooooooooooooodejszhlf January 10, 2013

Caleb

There is a man that doesn’t enjoy therapy. His orifices were filled with bulchivak, one fateful night he took the bulchivak and threw it at pedestrians, turns into zombies that like bulchivak intensely. One day the zombies sucked all of the earths crust leading the to be man alone then he had to rebuild civilization to understand zombie fetishes, he then realized zombies need love too. He then proceeded to fulfil the zombies needs for bulchivak. One day he realized that he wanted more, they were starting to become savage and desperate for bulchivak (it sounds unnaturally phallic)he could not produce enough bulchivak so then he built a portal gun so he could spend forever in perpetual motion, creating even more dildos.

that guy was unatruly caleb about it oll

Caleb by thehomelessman69 July 26, 2017

caleb

cocky piece of shit

calebs to cocky

caleb by 132dwsvdydcdsbdc September 21, 2017

Caleb

An absolute Beaver with no friends and loves sucking up to people, is usually gay and is an absolute shit head.

Caleb is a beaver.

Caleb by EggRoll420 February 18, 2019