Cactus Ass

When you have diarrhea that's so bad you stand up and can feel your butthole burning. Similar to having a cactus shoved up your ass.

Damn, Steve ate so much Taco Bell he blew up the toilet and is stuck with cactus ass now.

by ssmithsb19 August 4, 2016

lady cactus

A woman's private parts, typically prior to grooming. minimal amount of hair must be under 1/12 of an inch.

Kelli has a lady cactus.

by r0nin3512 June 7, 2016

Needless cactus

A term used for someone that is useless

Dude, this guy is being a total needless cactus

by BSlitB February 22, 2021

Cactus Sack

The prickly feeling you get after the hair has grown in on your scrotum after having shaved recently as the skin tightens up, especially when cold.

"Dude, after getting out of the pool, I ended up with the worst case of cactus sack. I couldn't sit down!"

by Lingly September 8, 2014

golden cactus

When someone hasn't recently shaved their legs so they're very prickley and you pee on them.

"hey Tim, did you hear that Johnson threatened to give her the golden cactus if she doesn't shave soon? Yeah, infront of her mom!"

by Chdaddy December 25, 2018

cactus ram

V. to obliterate, maim, or destroy something in the same way a cactus might damage a vagina.

"Berlin was cactus rammed by the Red Army near the end of the second world war."

"Man, McGloin is totally cactus ramming the OSU secondary today!"

by Theodore X. Johnson September 26, 2011

Cactus the Enby

me!!!! its just me i just wanted my name in urban dictionary

"Hey, did you see what Cactus the Enby did?''
"No, and why don't you just say Cactus?"
"Definition things."

by cactus the enby September 24, 2020