kawaii cactus

A cactus which is so kawaii!

Amy: "Have you seen that cactus it's so cute!" Lisa: "I know, it's a kawaii cactus!"

by Kawaii Cactus May 1, 2020

Needless cactus

A term used for someone that is useless

Dude, this guy is being a total needless cactus

by BSlitB February 22, 2021

bathroom cactus

a cactus in you're bathroom that would get you all the bitches #yurt #fishlife #termisgay

dude i was going to take a shit at a friends house then i saw his bathroom cactus that shit was hard

by salmon69420 March 13, 2022

kindly go fornicate with a cactus

an elaborate and/or fancy way to tell someone to fuck a cactus

person: Han didn't shoot first
you: kindly go fornicate with a cactus

by randomweirdoontheinternet May 29, 2019

Cactus the Enby

me!!!! its just me i just wanted my name in urban dictionary

"Hey, did you see what Cactus the Enby did?''
"No, and why don't you just say Cactus?"
"Definition things."

by cactus the enby September 24, 2020

cactus

has very sharp hairs on her leg like a cactus

omg look at her legs, shes a cactus

by janooooooooo August 21, 2013

Cactus Bitch

Meaning: Someone who is very annoying

Oh my god... you are such a Cactus Bitch! Just leave me alone already!

by felixhasrabies March 26, 2011