what in the corn?

A Loss for words to describe.A puzzled question. Usually in response to a question or situation that is absurd. A response to a very complicated yet humorous situation.

You walk into your office at work to find a co-worker looking for food/candy in your desk without you permission. You reply "what in the corn?" is going on here?

by darrel_silver76 February 15, 2010

Corn Job

The act of sexin' up a a cornhole. This could be by ramming your hot sweaty meat into the cornhole. It could also include shoving your throbbing tongue into a cornhole (see rimjob).

Prisoner #1: The guards aren't paying any attention around the yard today.
Prisoner #2: Let's sneak around the corner and I'll give you a Corn Job.

Hooker: For $20 I'll give you a sloppy blow job.
Patron: $20 is too much for a blow job, but I'd be willing to pay that price for a Corn Job.

by Pelihu February 21, 2009

Corn Cobbing

Corn cobbing refers to being destroyed in a debate or social situation, but continuing to deny the destruction has happened until all credibity is lost.

It's a reference typically used in online circles following a popular tweet by shitposter @dril.

""im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob"

Dude is not even aware how bad he's corn cobbing right now. Just give up.

by Rosie Lens July 7, 2019

Corn Tooth

Someone with a busted ass yellow-colored grill resembling that of corn on the cob.

Patrick "Did you see how yellow Alicia's teeth were?"

D'Shae "Yeah, that's one corn tooth hoe."

by D'Shae November 2, 2007

Corn weed

Corn, in drug slang, is low quality marijuana found in the south. It was once a very common term in the Dallas/Fort Worth area for cheap bud that likely had mexican genetics/origin. Some people say "good" corn has red hairs, but the usual corn sack was dry, compressed, seedy, dark green and ususally medium-small sized nugs. It's ususally below mids but sometimes you'd get a good batch of corn that could be considered mids.

It's just called corn. But you prolly googled "corn weed".

scrub: can i get 2 gs of corn

KO: corn like the vegetable?

scrub: no, corn weed

KO: ohh bet, $10

by Fuck Your Ass July 6, 2019

corn on the log

A solid turd with corn embedded in it

Last night I had corn on the cob. This morning I have corn on the log.

by William Wells November 17, 2006

Corn Status

Kids who drink excessively and are enthusiastic about stanced cars. Known for throwing the best parties, including (but not limited to) Layyeddd Out, Underwear-mustache parties and hotel ragers; it's not gay if it's Corn Status.

"I partied with Corn Status and all I got was a root canal"

by C0RNSTATU$ August 15, 2012