Coach David

Basically........ Coach David.

Hey did you see Coach David?
Coach David: Coach David

by Tommy Runs March 29, 2021

stage coached

When a female sits on ones penis while he is driving

Dude we were driving down I-40and she stage coached me, it was awesome.

by beachbum1277 October 17, 2015

head coach

i) A yes man
ii) A patsy

iii) A puppet
vulgar

iv) a stepmom giving advice to her step daughter.

Oh, I see that lovely portly retail magnate Michael Ashley has installed Steve Bruce as head coach

vulgar

Hi mom my boyfriend is coming round tonight and I don’t know what to do. Will you be my head coach?

by Marjorie Osborne July 17, 2019

coach cartering

A verb used to define the act of deep contemplation while listening to Citizen Cope and playing with a basketball alone in a highschool gymnasium

Guy 1: "Dude, have you seen Mike lately?"

Guy 2: "Nah man, I hear he's been coach cartering a lot"

Guy 1: "Damn..."

by jipuktuk June 1, 2013

coach avant

you’re most likely a honors world history teacher who is over the age of 60 and quotes the bible like it’s the office or tiktok. you like to call brody gay until he goes out of the room and cries in the hallway. your class is the easiest thing since kim kardashian. i hide from your BORING class in the bathroom while i CRY. ee love you and want you to be at our weddings (as the groom) *demonic laugh* anyways “you made good grades.... when you’re here”

“alright let’s put the phones away, take the things out of our ears” &
“i’m not saying the bible is right but it is correct.”- coach avant

by Alex/Jade/Cam/Nicole/whatever May 10, 2020

coach tony

Coach Tony may be the sexiest man alive. He is a pro golfer who is proud of both of his kids, his oldest one especially because he plays and starts on varsity basketball. He is only adressed as coach because of his dominance and if you ever call him by just tony he will assert 100% power and have more control than thanos and blow up the entire multi-verse. In his prime he was 3 feet 26 inches tall and 220lbs all muscle, all varsity sports. Everyone wishes he were their dad.

Damn have you seen coach tony?? His 6’2, 240 bod is lookin sexy!

by Honey nut on ur mom February 6, 2019

coach stockton

Sensei that will chop throats if has been wronged by his students.

coach Stockton: get to work boy before you get throat chopped.
student: yes , coach stockton

by eagles15 June 14, 2016