pull a clinton

1. To state a lie as the truth.
2. Creating new definitions in your mind so you can always tell the whole truth about anything all of the time.
3. To tell an old truth and make it sound like a new truth.
4. Telling your spouse, your parents or a court that you didn't have sex (because even though you did, it was not sex by your secret personal definition).
ALSO: pulling a clinton, pulled a clinton

Example 1:
GUY1: I don't feel like goin' to work today.
GUY2: If you don't want to stay home, just pull a clinton.
GUY1: What's that?
GUY2: Call in and tell them you "'re" throwing up all over the place and feeling really sick.
GUY1: But I feel fine.
GUY2: But you really "were" sick and throwing up all over the place last Friday night! Right?
GUY1: Oh, just tell 'em the truth but nothing else.
GUY2: Spot on!

Example 2:
Wow, Hillary really pulled a great clinton with that uninsured Ohio lady "story" last week.

Exapmle 3:
GUY IN COURT: I didn't have ... sex ... with that woman .... (((guy in court just thinking to himself: well we didn't go all the way anyhow ... guess I'm pulling a Clinton)))

by M--B April 10, 2008

chelsea clinton

a term used to describe the inside of an infected bleeding anus
with a dirty condom stuck inside.

i went to have sex with your girlfriend after you, but she had a chelsea clinton, which made it harder to finish.

by the rusty helmet March 3, 2012

Bill Clinton

The first "black president" before Barack Obama. And the pimp of the nation during his presidency. He cared and listened to minorities and the young voices. But most of all, he sure loved the ladies. And the ladies sure loved him back.

Bill Clinton would pimp and tap any ass that moves (Regardless of age or looks).

Except Hillary!

by TheLastFirstborn June 19, 2009

pull a clinton

To get off the hook for something everyone knows you did.

To pull a clinton, for example, "I can't beleive I got off the hook for stealing office supplies, I've pulled a Clinton."

by onlevel.blogspot February 4, 2009

The Clinton

The act of answering a phone call from either; your parents, your boss, or a member of congress, while receiving oral sex.

Maira: "So last night this guy was eating me out and my mom called"

Beth: "So what did you do?"

Maria: "Answered the phone! The CLINTON BITTTCHHHEZZZ!"

by cyadolly September 23, 2010

Bill Clinton

a man who lied about cheating on his wife

i did not have sexual relations with monica louinski

by Bill Clinton July 30, 2003

a clinton

A sexual act in which the female licks out the anus of the male. This originated when the president of the United States, Bill Clinton, had his anus licked out my intern Monica Lewinsky.

"Monica pulled a Clinton in the White House"

by james December 17, 2004