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Christmas

A day where the kids are acting like slave owners in the 1800s to Santa who is being treated like a cotton picker this very night. It is prophesied that he will eventually tell the kids to go fuck themselves and come to all of their houses and bring some zoophiles and tell the zoophiles that those kids are dogs. With a parents they get drunk and have gay sex with each other and eventually have an entire orgy dedicated to this day. On this day you can get drunk stoned laid or all three. Fat ass whores that dress like Mrs Claus like to twerk on people's cocks and these are random people so you bet they are to serve so they decide to hit the little b**** with a crowbar and then the b**** wakes up and rapes the man and it has a bunch of crackhead babies that try to sell people drugs it's just another day for Christmas.
"Ho ho ho kids you know what go f*** yourself"
"Hello there fellow baby want some Christmas drugs"
by Rockstarjoker March 11, 2022
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christmas is a celebration.
I am very happy it is christmas day today.
by ItsDaDefinitionMaster May 2, 2022
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Obviously they best holiday don’t get me wrong i love halloween but christmas is just SO FUCKING GREAT the vibe of December always slays.
1 .omg, Christmas is fun
2. Christmas always has they best vibe
by Yasmin♡ August 2, 2022
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The day when the old hairy man breaks into houses in the dead of the night with the bag for the children
Today is Christmas
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A holiday where all the boys and girls act like angels to get a barbie or a toy.
by fOrTnItE bOy November 26, 2022
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A period of time that you drink hot cocoa and read books by the fireplace or watch your favourite movies. You also go out but not too much cuz it's cold. You sit inside and relax with family and friends. Christmas is a time to spend with your loved ones and celebrate :). And you can give or recieve gifts.
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by Efil rof ukedukab December 3, 2022
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christmas woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
by DeezFatJuicyNuts December 6, 2022
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