Piss chimp

Someone who serves as a toilet slave. Can be applied to worthless people who deserve to be used as human toilets or toilet slaves.

He's such a piss chimp. Whenever I see his stupid face I just want to unload my piss on him.

by Craig in the Hat May 26, 2011

Phone Chimp

The social equivalent to an African American shoe shine boy who answers phones for an old rich white man

I called my client and his phone chimp sent me directly to voice mail!

That damn phone chimp was too busy smoking a bowl to take down the proper information from the customer.

by 1xyourmomsboyfriendx1 October 17, 2010

ass chimp

A word or phrase meaning "ma bitch." A being or having a someone to do all your dirty work and/or any tasks or chores that need to be done. Mostly a slave to do what is told without any questions asked.

Siobhan is my ass chimp! Get away away Bitch!

I am an ass chimp to Sarah! Get away Bitch!

Ass monkey says: Get away from me u ol' hag i dont need ur SARS!

by sexkitten susie i liuv god April 10, 2003

Chimp technic

The chimp technic is a technic that involves the attacking of the groin very brutally. Chimps attack people mainly by aiming for the you know where. In some incidents they ripped the balls off of a man.

I got into a fight with some dude and i won by using the chimp technic and roundhouse kicked and ripped his balls.

by anonymous April 12, 2021

Flip the Chimp

Flipping someone off with both hands whilst pulling a angry face and making a loud noise (usually a chimp noise).

Andy: "Dude I think Barry is gonna flip the chimp at you"
Paul: "Son of a bitch, so he is!"

Barry: "ahrghhha!"

by Ahleeks April 24, 2011

chimp tits

saggy, long boobs, or really small tits in the shape of a triangle. nipples pointing to the ground

did you see the chimp tits on that one!?

by chimp hater March 8, 2011

chimping out

What rednecks/Trump Supporters/Neo-confederates do on a daily basis.

The Aryan monkey started chimping out when I burned stole and set his MAGAt hat on fire. Than I punched him in the face and he went done like a drunken monkey.

by Burn Mar-a-Lago October 1, 2018