Championshipness

the act of being so great, of doing something so well, that you are above a champion

Great job on your chores, Jay. You have achieved championshipness.

by bluminnatti August 21, 2020

champagneeakhi

he’s awesome i know he has been through a lot man but it will get better sometimes you have to put yourself together youre not alone youre amazing

champagneeakhi im proud of you i really am im sorry you’ve been through a lot these day but trust me it will get better, i love you, take care.

by doodoofag July 17, 2021

Championship Golfer

Any individual who competes in individual stroke or match play golf tournaments on the regular who is a single digit handicap who has/is verified by the USGA through a honest dedication to put every round into the handicap systems log without vanity. These individuals also play casual golf rounds from usually the most challenging golf tee on any given course.

Golf Club Members Guest:
—Is that who was hitting next to you on the range a good golfer?

Golf Club Member:
—He’s a championship golfer. Let’s go hit some putts before we tee off.

by BeAt-DoWn-InCePtIoN April 2, 2022

Campsplaining

Fans of Jurassic World: Camp Cretaceous explaining elements of the show to non-fans, as they think non-fans dislike it because they “just don’t understand how good it actually is”.

"Stop campsplaining the show to me, you're not going to change my mind."

by EvolutionSquare November 6, 2023

dickface champion

noun. someone who is especially dickish; this person goes out of his way to be the biggest dickface in the neighborhood.

This guy in our building is a dickface champion. Nobody can stand him.

by agrus001 May 5, 2009

Le Champion

Adjective
Meaning:the champion/The greatest of all time

This man right here is le champion!

by Joe Ciampa March 25, 2020

Shluff Like A Champ

The need, nay, the biological requirement, to take a lengthy nap, more so than any other type of resting period.

It may also be phrased as "straight shluffin'."

Dude, I could shluff like a CHAMP right now. You know what? I'm gonna.

Yo man, are you awake?
Nah, I'm straight shluffin'.

by Colonel Shluff Sanders May 9, 2011