Calebing

The act of annoying the shit out of everyone and being a tool.

Ryan: "Can you stop fucking calebing?!"

by datcalebdoee November 02, 2013

caleb

a tall skinny tree located in the Forbidden Forest. This tree sometimes comes alive and enters human form. The lank of its human form divulges its true identity.

Oh dear! I just spotted the caleb running from the forest! We must alert Harry Potter.

by Treeweird March 11, 2009

caleb

a dirty white male with blonde hair typically has a small penis and is proud of it.

ew look at that honkie hes such a caleb

by ThinkBig789 January 09, 2012

Caleb

A kid that thinks he's the bomb, but has really bad hacking skills.

Caleb, your hacking skills are terrible!

by King Elliot March 23, 2015

Caleb

Someone who says they have a big penis but actually small. Would give the fattest dick to Real Madrid and love to sucks massive dick at fifa. They also love women with the name of Hana.

"Hey, is that a Caleb I see?"
-"Yeah, you can see he making out with Hana right now."

by Badger2002 February 24, 2019

CALEB

FAT AND BLACK

JEWS GAY FAT CUNT HAHA SO CALEB BRO

by CALEBS FAT May 01, 2018

Caleb

Caleb is the biggest man whore out there. He only thinks of himself and rejects all others. He loves to have intimate relationships with his pets. Do not give him a cat cuz he will abuse it till it dies. He is easily lured in and falls in love WAY TOO EASILY, he will choose the bad people over the good. He also likes to think he is sneaky but rly he’s just a creep.

I met a Caleb yesterday and it made me want to die!

by Jfvjhfcbhg April 13, 2018