buttritus

Detritus of the butt. As in, various leftover bits of whatever activity took place there recently. Can also refer to material left behind on a toilet seat

I hate using public toilets- there's always buttritus left on the back of the seat where someone misfired.

by MollsDeep October 19, 2013

buttrip

When you have a giant rip in your buttcrack

Dude, I think I have a buttrip!
Bend over dude! Let me check!

by Deepdishfriedchicken July 17, 2014

buttrubate

(verb) Mastrubating your own butthole.

Person 1: 'Do you prefer anal sex?'
Person 2: 'No, I still like buttrubate myself.'

by BECTZN March 1, 2016

Buttdragon

A blown out gay bottom.

That Nelly little boy is a buttdragon.

by Tntintallahassee September 21, 2016

buttdrunk

The act of pouring large amounts of any type of alcohol into your own or someone else's asshole.

Dude, Jenny got me so buttdrunk last night that I shit Pilsner and Whiskey for 6 consecutive hours!

by 2LegitToShit September 3, 2016

Buttrophy

The feeling of numbness of your buttocks from having been sitting to long.

I binge watched all of the Lord of the Rings movies without leaving my chair, now I've got Buttrophy.

by Zinfondle July 19, 2016

buttrizo

Noun: The chunky substance left in ones buttcrack after a long night of Taco Bell and butt sex

Jorge awoke to the severely uncomfortable feeling of buttrizo after last nights shenanigans

by Jpetris1332 April 23, 2018