tegan butcher

the love of anyones life. such a pookie bear. will make you so wet

"fuck i need a tegan butcher in my life, she makes me a waterfall"

by tegz69 October 25, 2023

bash the butcher bird

A euphemism for female masturbation. The male equivalent would be choking the chicken.

Sue was so excited she stopped work to go bash the butcher bird.

by Jocky210 September 1, 2025

Butchered

Butchered is a term used in Ireland (Maybe UK too) when someone gets a haircut and it turns out badly. Essentially it's a bad haircut

"Your barber butchered you bru"

"Nathan did you see Tom's new haircut?"
"I did, it looks terrible"
"Yeah he totally got butchered"

by Unique philosopher August 7, 2024

The Butchers

A group of misfits who cry over the smallest things and, suck each others arse hair. They are often racist and very delusional. Act hard. Never get into fights. Proper sly ones.

Look at them The butchers over there. Dirty fuckers they are.

by Didn’t ask June 8, 2020

Butcher-Hooking

In contrast to spit-roasting in which two males take a single female in the mouth and box simultaneously, butcher-hooking is when a single male takes multiple females on multiple poles simultaneously: cock, tongue and even fingers….a hole on each pole, bod on each rod, or, more viscerally, piece of meat on each hook.

Rob: Those three hot milfs from the club last night were still all over me in the bed this morning.
Jack: Bru! I guess you were a butcher-hooking muthafucka.

by xurdy999 July 28, 2020

butcherization

Butcher
verb

slaughter or cut up or ruin

-ization (a suffix) the act or process of making

Butcherization :
the act of slaughtering or ruining something.

While waiting to be called in the ER by a doctor. I had not realized they had been calling my name for a while. They were mispronouncing it very badly.

It was the worst butcherization of my name I had ever heard.

by Curly_sanchez October 4, 2016

Butchers Winnet

1. A small collection of feacal matter attatched to the anal web of a meat chopper.
2. A term used to describe a certain quantity of meat.

She was as skinny as fuck, I kid you not lads, she was practically dead. I've seen more meat on a butchers winnet.

by Leeroy80 September 25, 2005