brorection

A non homosexual erection one has for a bro.

Dude, i have a major brorection for you.

by nibshax August 19, 2013

broscar

A man whose like a shower, so clean and pure. Like a comb, hair, and pretty cool. Mainly associated with bathroom objects

"Broscar is like a light fixture, bringing light to everyone's life"

by titasaurus March 4, 2017

Broxecutive

An Executive Bro (or all of the above) is a person in a C-Level position, typically within a start-up, who has not reached the level of maturity of a typical executive or has slipped through the cracks of the natural progression of a typical person in power due to his personal associations with those in power (e.g. childhood friends with the CEO). This person, due to his immaturity, unawarely abuses his power to make big executive decisions. The executive attempts to use his power for the good of the company, but as a result undermines the people around him. This in turn creates people who are forced to pretend to like the Executive Bro, in a vicious circle of perpetual pitching of poor thought out/stolen ideas, but all being too afraid to call the Executive Bro out on his complete incompetence.

The Executive Bro also seeks out other Executive Bros to add to his false notion of credibility and hides behind the guise of a cool, enthusiastic "thought leader".

Broxecutive was in the bathroom and invited me to his penthouse to talk about his new plan for the company. I couldn't say no because he owns me.

by Esunshine246 August 29, 2017

Brosenthal

Actor Brian Rosenthal. Member of the wildly popular theater group Starkid. Name came from A Very Potter Musical when A Zac Efron poster was called a Zephron poster. Names such as these are made by taking the first letter of a person's first name and adding it to the beginning of their last name. For Example Brolden (Brian Holden). Brian Rosenthal is a member of the Comedy Group TinCanBros

Starkid Fan 1: Hey, noticed Brosenthal in AVPSY?
Starkid Fan 2: Yes I know! I love watching Brosenthal in that scene with Harry.

by Satantherealman February 12, 2020

Broseph

Best JoBro, Literally the Equivalent of Speedwagon. Maybe even better.

“Hey Brosuke how you doing today?” “I’m doing great broseph thanks for asking” “no problem bro if you need anything I’m here”

by Kira’s Hand Fetish February 20, 2021

brsecret

god, the purest form of god a purple monke that took the form of a human

who dat mokney?

brsecret

by Poff_ March 26, 2022

White Collar Brosef

A close friend to bounce professional ideas & problems off of. They are not your mentors, family members or investors, so this distance allows them to give you sound advice, while keeping a tone of friendship, trust and objectivity.

Dan: Ugh, I just got off an investors call, Chris cited his mentor 3 times.

Alde: Fuck I hate that pretentious shit. I never mention my White Collar Brosef, that shit is personal.

Dan: Seriously Unc, let's get some shawarma.

by Mike109999 August 15, 2022