britney spears

a bleached-blonde plastic doll with very life-like rubber boobs

a product of the Disney corporation

they make them on assembly line at the Mickey Mouse Club headquarters

by Earl of sandwich May 8, 2005

britney spears

A whore with no talent.

Britney is a talentless poptart.

by Junie March 7, 2005

Britney spears

Noun: Erect nipples or tho on a man or woman. So called because the remind you of Britney, and they stick out like spears.

1) Damn! It's so cold in here! I'm wearin' two sweaters and I still got Britney spears!
2) Man! You could pop a balloon with those Britney spears!

by Andy McLeod February 5, 2004

britney spears

Like most young stars, She is now an adult that acts ridiculously and continusly digs their hole deeper.Yes, she is not an artist, she doesn't write her music.
Always crying out for attention; basically going through her adolescent faze now because she didn't have a chance when she was younger.

"That Britney Spears , I sure feel bad for her. Yeah she's an idiot but she isn't a bad person; shes just lost in the world."
"Screw that, she drove with her baby on her lap!"

by damnit every name I can think of is taken April 11, 2007

britney spears

A girl who sucks at singing, doesn't have ethics or morals, and lost her virginity at 4.

I'm just like Britney Spears as I lost my virginity at 4

by Hi January 26, 2005

britney spears

rhyming slang for a pair of cheap-unsatisfying-yet-strangely-popular with-the-younger-set beers

heres two bucks for a couple of britneys

by aussie bob March 7, 2005

britney spears

a talentless no good piece of crap. God knows how this chick got famous, she cant sing and her songs suck. Her personality is stupid , she acts like a little girl or a ditz half the time. Whats the fuss over her? She isnt even that attractive. Girls in my town are far better lookin than her. Her tits sag, she has a unnatractive face ( always has ) go check out the mickey mouse club from her younger years, she was a ugly little girl even then, she looks like a average chick at best, you guys are just fools because you see her when shes all made up or in a airbrushed photo. Check out the second pic on this site with no make up job or airbrushing, THE REAL PHOTO snapped when she wasnt looking or all done up. - thats what she really looks like. CRAP. I dont know why dudes make fuss over her, i wouldnt do her. I am sick of hearing about her and her exploits and publicity stunts, I wish she would just go away FOREVER. I like talented musicians not crap like her.

Britney Spears cant sing and she dont look that hot either, Take a hike Britney. The world would be better off without your whiney crap and terrible singing.

by JOJO February 27, 2005