Tabasco Break up

Putting Tabsco sauce all over the exterior of a condum and having sex with your girlfriend, right before you break up.

Guy: "That bitch cheated on me"

Friend: " What did you do?"

Guy: "I gave that bitch a tabasco break up"

by KMobley December 28, 2009

break up

1. to break into smaller pieces
(i.e. : grinding marijuana buds)
2. to break into smaller portions for multiple users.

I had to break up the pot I bought today so i can roll it without a stem popping out.

by tweak August 18, 2003

Breakuporxia

Loss of appetite, and subsequent weight loss, following a relationship breakup.

"David has lost a lot of weight recently"
"Yah, he's got breakuporxia after he and Susan split"

by Uffish Thought April 28, 2010

Bastard break up

The act of behaving like a bastard towards your partner, who you want to break up with but dont acctually have the guts to do. the idea is, if you behave like enough of an arsehole to you partner, eventually they will break up with you sparing you from acctually having to do it yourself. Usually purportrated by men but women however are not exempt from doing this either.

"hey where is Glen? I havn't seen him with you lately?"

"he wont return my calls and he is behaving like a real jerk for no reason lately. I think he is attempting a bastard break up."

by Jikella February 13, 2010

break up sex

sex a couple has right before they break up.

Joe: I'm sorry about the break up man. Did you guys at least have a break up sex?
Alex: Nah. I really wanted to, but I don't think she was up for it.

by charizzle March 5, 2009

Breakunchinner

The act of having one meal a day: Breakfast, Lunch, and Dinner.

I'm so hungry, when is breakunchinner?

by kilbyswift October 10, 2009

mutual break up

Something you’d say if you get dumped.

Hey we had a mutual break up.
Yeah right 🤦🏻 ♂️

by Facts01 November 27, 2018