Broccoli

Can’t leave the table until you finish it, goal becomes clear……broccoli must die
“The war between the anal probes and broccoli was a vicious one
by Curtain eater June 19, 2021
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Broccoli haired

An inbred teenager that hasn’t heard of a barber. Tall, long, messy, feminine looking curly looking girl hair rested upon their uneducated head.

Generally accompanied by a squatted truck driver, whose father is also their uncle.
Damn, the broccoli haired dipshits are at it again!
by Miles the great February 19, 2024
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Broccoli logic

In reference to:
If two people dislike broccoli and one of them has tried broccoli and one of them hasn't, who's opinion on broccoli is more valid?
Therefore, a man who has had sex with a man once before is less gay than a man who's never had sex with a man before.
Broccoli logic dictates I must fuck a member of the same sex at least once
by penisshakes October 9, 2024
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Broccoli

Crazy dude, live life to the fullest, probably called burt and the best guy in ur friendship group
Dude burt was such a broccoli
by Bigjohn12 September 22, 2020
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Your side bitch or dude. They ain't your main there your side
you bitches fighting over a dude when you'll never be his main chick.. you're broccoli and she's carrots. Broccoli, carrots and peas
by badder than Heman April 20, 2023
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Pickin Broccoli

Pickin Broccoli is not a medical term but slang for the gunk that accumulates between your toes. Broccoli consists of sock lint, dead skin, dirt, and other debris under the toe nail. It is usually harmless and preventable with good personal hygiene.For informational purposes only. Consult your local medical authority for advice
My sister Misty texted me and she asked what I was doing, I told her that I was Pickin Broccoli.
by Letmynutsgo86 March 2, 2024
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Broccoli blindness

When you are unable to indentify your teenager in a crowd of his friends due to the broccoli like haircut that all teenage boys currently have.
I was at the track meet and totally missed Tanner running. There were like 20 boys out there. It must have been a case of total broccoli blindness.
by Bob_MoneyXX January 29, 2025
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