bongos

A pair of small drums (one slightly larger than the other) normally associated with beatniks. Bongos however, are commonly used in Latin and Afro-Cuban music. If you decide to invest in bongos, be aware that people around you think that they are good at playing them.. this can be fixed by taking your bongos back and hammering a sexy beat with different methods (e.g. slap, muted slap, rim shot, thumb, fingers, etc.)

Bob: Dude, can I see your bongos?
Charles: sure...
(Bob plays a beat with no rhythm, tempo, repetition, etc.)
Bob: Man, I own at this!
Charles: yeah, right...

by thisisnotapseudonym February 9, 2009

bondo

Liquid make-up foundation.

"She didn't have any bondo on and looked like ass."

by Missy Sue December 7, 2006

Anal Bongos

Yeah, what about it? Two hands, two cheeks. Slap away! Just like the bongos. Great for addicts of Donkey Kongs Jungle rythm game. Just find an ass, and ya know!

Holy crap, Steve just bent me over and played ass bongos.

Dude, tonight, I am going to play ass bongos with Mary.

by Xider May 13, 2005

bongo

Graphic representation of the reproductive act, or close approximations of said activity.
Alternately known as porn pr0n XXX or Hardcore

Send us your funny websites, but no Bongo or Snuff please

by Team Bongo July 29, 2004

Benson

Ganja Joint

pass the benson

by greenguy234345 June 23, 2011

Bondoo

A word used to express a form of excitement and happines.

alright!!!! Bondoo!!!!!

by Lupin IV February 19, 2010

Benson

A dumb asshole who has a chode and doesn't understand anything.

That guy was such a Benson.

by benson1234 February 17, 2017