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Anal Bond

It is the measure of the undeniable weird attraction to a person and/or object; similar to when a women or man experiences losing their v-card for the first time.
Sarah: I love this new sweater you got me!
Max: Tone down that anal bond, fuck, its just a sweater...
by igotresponsiblesnow April 19, 2014
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David Bonded

When you get banned on a dating website for no reason

A guy named David Bond reports girls he found on Tinder and gets them banned to secure them.
-Oh, dude I just got David Bonded
by HandlebarMoustacheGuy February 21, 2021
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Trip bond

A connection created when tripping on psychedelics with someone.
We ate mushrooms and totally trip bonded.
by atomicpowers August 28, 2020
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bond point

The time and place when two people both feel intimately connected to one another as friends.
It is usually not easy or even possible to pinpoint the "bond point" because feeling intimately connected to someone is a feeling that surfaces and slowly or quickly grows to a level where both individuals realize they have bonded.

Last night talking on the phone with someone, every five-minutes or so we kept finding ourselves at higher and higher levels of intimacy and trust.
by but for May 9, 2018
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Bond burger

The meme originally from 2013.
It actually means silently pounded not 69 you dumb fuck
I bond burger ur mom.*silently pounded*
by [E]ject_man069 August 17, 2022
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calendar-bonded

To be calendar-bonded is to be close enough to feel comfortable sharing personal calendars with one another. This typically occurs in romantic relationships, biological families, best-friendships, and other interpersonal relationships wherein planning and logistics are important. In terms of romantic relationships, polyamorous people have a strong tendency to be calendar-bonded earlier in the relationship than monogamous people simply due to logistics.

(This term was coined by Telind Bench of the bay area in California, in conjunction with one of his romantic partners.)
"Hey, lover! Would you like to share Google Calendars?"
"Oh, uh...Sorry sweetie, I'm just not ready to be calendar-bonded yet. We can talk about it though. How important is it to you?"
by Blamtastical February 11, 2015
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