bog watcher

One who hangs about the public men's rooms in hopes of anonymous gay sex.

Fat, smelly, Cumbrian pikey homosexual called Ardon.

Hide the pies, and tighten yer belts, Boys, here comes bog watcher!

by Kenny Roberts July 9, 2006

BOG

A active member of team Gilbert. A person, usually a softball player, whose actions imply that they are a B**tch of Gilb. Actions such as sucking his pierced nipple, kissing butt, or worshipping his nasty bed skillz. A dumb BOG.

That girl always has gilb over for dinner! What a BOG!
I just bought gilbys lunch... Wowww I'm totally bogging right now!

by soniqqqa May 10, 2010

Bogging out

To stare at someone while giving dirty looks as a way to intimidate or initiate a fight.

Type 1:"them boys are bogging out us"
Type 2:"I wanna have a scrap with those boys lets bog them out"

by Massive log February 10, 2019

bog burst

When you hve had the spiciest , naughiest Chicken curry the night before you wake up with your ass exploding spicy shit and if your dick touches the shit there is a high chance it will become infected. It usually lasts 1~2 days.

Hey man hurry up I need to use the shitter. My bog is bursting after last nights Indian curry and my dick is covered with green spots because it exploded all over my dick. Go to the Doc. No you go to Maccie Ds toilets. Too late.

Im in the toilet 1 day because my bog is bursting after that chicken curry.when your bog burst is too much to handle.

by Zanzaxie boy February 19, 2017

Bog Buster

When a mans balls are so long they skim the surface of the water when taking a dump,replicating the action of the bouncing bombs during the dambusters strikes in germany

Cor daves balls hang so low when he has a shit he must be a bog buster

by Bertyflirtyandimthirty October 14, 2010

bog shit

Taking a REALLY nasty dump that makes you feel like you've placed yourself in the middle of a disgusting, steamy bog. A truly record-breaking shit that you will probably never be able to pull off again. No amount of doors can be opened to air the place out. You're just gonna have to ride this one out.

2: What's that smell?
1: Sorry, took a bog shit the other day.

by RektSkrubs December 2, 2021

Bog Jog

The uncontrollable urge you get each and every time you for a jog to defecate in public. Usually done by Australian men from Queensland. Also known as serial fecal dumpers.

Tourist #1: OMG....did you just see that? That aussie bloke jogging just took a dump on that driveway.

Tourist #2: Relax, that's normal here... he's just having a bog jog.

by Barnaby Joyce June 14, 2018