Tonsil boxer

The act of bumping your tonsils with the head of a penis while performing felacio. This is done by taking the cock down your throat. Humming sounds are a great attribute.

Do you you see those big suck my cock lips on that bitch. I hope that she is a tonsil boxer.

by BADASSGUNNY May 24, 2015

Boxer sauce

A man's dick

Yo betty over therr had eggs and sausage this morning smothered in boxer sauce

by Hornedup14 June 5, 2018

Boxer Swap

The act of physically trading boxer shorts with a friend. The swapped boxer shorts must be worn by each participating party to complete the transaction.

“We were at the pub last night and Frank and Travis did a boxer swap”

by Surrodick August 31, 2019

Boxer funeral

A girl who is so beautiful that you cream your jeans, therefore ruining, or killing, your boxers.

That girl over there is a boxer funeral!

by Andr3wW3llman January 1, 2018

space flavored boxers

Boxers that taste like existencial crisis.

"Yo dude, you got any space flavored boxers?"

"Yeah man, they're in my bag."

by Peter Tale V. March 25, 2017

boxer blunder

What happens when a guy puts on his boxer shorts backwards. The error is compounded when he fails to notice the error until he unzips his pants to piss after waiting until the very last minute to go, usually resulting in an embarrassing "accident ".

Todd: Why are you holding your backpack over your crotch?
Bill: I pissed my pants, man!
Todd: WTF!
Bill: Boxer Blunder dude.

by OneStarGator September 20, 2017

cookie boxers

Cookie boxers is when your boss tricks you by telling you that he has brought in cookies and they are in the restroom. He is then there stood naked and gives you the opportunity to do the dirty in the office you’ve always wanted

Ah man, I’m going to cookie boxers that girl

by Bigdaddy333 November 3, 2017