blueberry muffin

In certain cultures, especially in military tours to Afghanistan, asking for a 'blueberry muffin' at a massage parlor means to get a hand job at the end in exchange for a big tip.

person 1: I got a massage today at FOB Shank massage parlor.
person 2: Did you get a Blueberry muffin at the end?
person 1: Yeah, it cost me an extra $20.

by DirteeDude2 March 10, 2014

BlueyCapsules

BlueyCapsules is a very silly goofy funny comic on twitter.com featuring very skrunkly charachters and a questionable fandom

guy 1:hey dude! have you read the new BlueyCapsules update? that shit was gay as fuck.
guy 2:no gerald im not homosexual,only gay people read that shit.
guy 3:phil is skrunkly

by i am gay for BCdave miller June 6, 2022

bluey

Slang term for a type of jellyfish found in the waters around Australia and near the Great Barrier Reef.

"Say, is that a bluey?"
"I think so. Let me touch it...AIEEEE!"

by Brainiac March 2, 2005

blueballs

painful as hell condition that happens when your girl teases u enuff to keep you hard for a longa ass time but never actually makes you come...for some reason that cause a serious pain in your nuts.

my girl kept ridin me (with our clothes on) while we made out but we never fucked... i got blueballs so bad the next time she sat on my lap i damn near cried.

by ohithinktheylikeme November 14, 2005

blueball aversion

When you masturbate right before the pain of a blueball kicks in, therefore averting the potential discomfort.

My girlfriend left right after she did a nice strip tease last night, so I quickly did a blueball aversion right after she left.

by Cosmictide February 28, 2009

Blueberry sock slap

When someone dips there genitals in blue paint, then proceeds to cock slap someone in the face. As a result of the cock slap, the man's parts are printed on the other person's face.

The first guy who is stupid enough to fall asleep at a party with friends... Gets the Blueberry sock slap.

by TrollDeputy February 9, 2013

blumbybum

To fall on your bum.

I blumbybum all the time.

by plopperplop January 24, 2015