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blueberries

Random word used as an interjection to indicate how little you care about something.
I will tell you my opinion about the things Kanye West puts on his social media. Blueberries!
by Seshie April 26, 2021
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blueberrybagel

Blueberrybagel is and epic Twitch steamer, Tiktokker, and YouTuber

She hasn’t received enough recognition for her awesomeness but she does have a group (read: cult) of extraordinary people who are willing to drop anything for their Lord and Savior Blue.

Blue has died and been resurrected several times putting her between Jesus and God. Below I shall provide a ritual instructions in case you ever find yourself in a situation where you need to summon or resurrect Blue.

What you want to do is grab a bunch of blueberry bagels and 4 candles. Places one cancel on each cardinal point around the blueberry bagel.

If you must resurrect Blue just send a picture of said bagel ritual to the Discord.
Ritual incantation to summon blueberrybagel:

“My Lord and Savior Blue, shall appear out of the blue to provide assistance in my time of need”
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Blueberry Seeds

The cum of a man after enduring hours of blue balls.
Been a rough week, but I've finally allocated a lot to plant my Blueberry seeds.
by Evil Robot from the Future August 4, 2021
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blueberry teabag

Placing the ballsack(while suffering from blueballs) on a person's face, as close to the mouth or surrounding area as possible while the mouth is open
He gave his wife a blueberry teabag last night.
by Dmamc November 28, 2021
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Blueberry and creme pie

When a man who had the blues finally gets to creampie again
"Gave Amy a blueberry and creme pie last night!"
by Pseupseudeo February 11, 2022
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Blueberry

The man called Blueberry, is truly unique. Always wants to keep buff and absolutely refuses to eat anything other than cottage cheese and cauliflower. He is stern and boring and his friends sometimes want to put him in a blender and blend him into a smoothie and serve him to a yeti in Switzerland. Big happy Blueberry Smoothie… And also addicted to black coffee but now NEEDS to drink it with steamed almond milk!
Friend: Blueberry do you want dessert?
Blueberry: No!!! I need to keep fit!!!
Friend: Dude your twice the size of a Hippopotamus!!! No offence….
Blueberry: Whatever!
Friend: Why did I even ask…..
by Sunshinevally!123 February 21, 2022
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Blueberry Dreamsicle

When you shove a bunch of blueberries in your partner's mouth, and then face sex them and nut.
A gave that girl a blueberry Dreamsicle!

Guy: what kind of snack do you want?
Girl: Blueberry Dreamsicle 🥴
by FangKurei June 30, 2022
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