blob

woman's breast

Janie has nice big blobs

by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) December 1, 2023

Blob

A blob is a big fat human that cannot even get up due to their enormous weight gain.

I feel like a blob of jello- *urp* I'm going to burst...

by Dibberman December 20, 2022

blob fart

1 A fart causing an accidental release of excrement.
2 A stupid or annoying person.

The new boss is a right blob fart.

by ThePillenwerfer July 26, 2023

Blob

A blob or bloberto is defined as someone who is an untr00 and only focusses on studying and books. He often goes by the handle UOAT.

Wow, that kid in the library is a real blob. He has continuously been studying and reading books for the last 1 week and hasn't moved an inch. Some may also call the kid a UOAT

by 1eel August 2, 2023

Blob

A girl named Amelia

Amelia is a fat Blob

by Hejddodn September 16, 2023

blob

In politics, the Deep State, the government (especially the secret police and their business associates), the Empire, the Ruling Class. Probably derived from the book or horror movie in which a huge amoeba-like organism quickly eats and digests everything it comes into contact with.

Joe thought Mr. T was fighting the Blob, but now he thinks he's just part of it.

by anarcissie November 4, 2019

Blob

He's like the funniest dude you will ever meet. Not fat but chunky in some areas. He has every single instrument known to man in his house. His favorite food is pringles and Dr. Bob

Person 1: Dudeeeeeeee, blob is hungry. We should feed him pringles and dr. bob.

Person 2: Yeah I know and then we all gotta play the King of the Hill theme song

by TheWalrusWasPaul69 December 23, 2020