Blitzed

The definition Blitzed in Urban Slang means One Night Stand. Or a string of quick hot and heavy sexual relations.

So.. you know how I told you about Kimani and I was supposed to be chilling yesterday. Not gonna lie I blitzed bro. Super valid.

by Money Mitch The Rich June 9, 2021

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dipshit blitz

the dipshit blitz is when you pull a coat over somebody's head in a fight and punch them in the face until they get knocked out

timmy: your mom
tim: stfu before I preform the dipshit blitz on you

by Screech16 February 18, 2023

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Blitzed

Blazed and ritzed. The process of smoking Marijuana and consuming Ritalin to create a euphoric effect.

Blitzed. After a long day of being studying on Ritalin smoke some monster cones and become euphoric.

by Mungrel July 26, 2021

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Putin on the Blitz-krieg

song. Hilarious parody of “Putting on the Ritz” often sung at celebrations of the end of the ill-advised brief Uklear war.

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Play “Putin on the Blitz-krieg” with your few remaining fingers.

by gnostic3 March 2, 2022

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Nano Blitz

“Nano Blitz” is fast blitz that helps you get to the quarterback almost instantly.

“He kept running a nano blitz on offense, I could barely get the ball off before getting tackled.”

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Used in powerscaling communities when someone can not react to the speed of an oncoming attack or attacker. An example is luffy getting hit by Kaido's thunder bagua in one piece. In real life people get blitzed by gun bullets.

A perception blitz is when someone can not even percieive the speed of an attack or attacker because how fast it or they are moving and a reaction blitz is when the person being blitzed can see the attack or attacker about to them but just can not react in time because it or they are too fast

Luffy got blitzed by Kaido.

Your goat got speed bltized.

by Zkrane September 19, 2025

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