Noah blessing

Complete stoner. Heartless. Will kill you under many circumstances.

He's gonna go Noah blessing on your ass!

by Dudade December 10, 2016

Blessed by Methuselah

In the movie Noah, Emma Watson is given the blessing of Methuselah, causing her to get pregnant and give birth to twins extraordinarily fast. To be Blessed by Methuselah means to be very fertile.

Damn, that bitch has lots of kids.

Yeah man, she's been blessed by Methuselah.

by Jack Johnson and Russ Turner September 21, 2014

The Rafiki's blessing

After sex, the man puts some sperms on his finger and then pour it on his girlfriend's forhead to honor the life he just wasted.

Tom: So did you bless your girlfriend last night?

Jimi: Damn right! I did the Rafiki's blessing just like in the Lion King Movie.

by SeniorCornolio February 22, 2011

Easter Blessing

Sex from behind where you crush /melt a chocolate egg between you

I've been drinking since 12, ain't nobody getting an Easter Blessing tonight!

by BiggaPoppa April 6, 2023

Bless The Party

When a person is in an Xbox or PlayStation party. Even on the telephone and they proceed to go pee while on a call. (Invented by yours truly, Erikthechosenone_)

Y’all mind if I bless the party real quick?

by Erikthechosenone_ July 22, 2022

yur bless?

sum dumb shit toronto mans say

toronto man: ay gang yur bless?
civ: what the fuck are u saying bro

by jr2oppy June 6, 2023

Pecan Blessing

A pecan blessing is the act of an african american (or multi-cultured) male urinating on a caucasian woman's breasts then going about by rubbing his unshaven testicles in his own urine to then force this poor defenseless woman to suck and/or lick the testicles dry of his urine.

"My girlfriend gave me such a phenomenal pecan blessing lastnight that she suck my ball hair straight off"

by Belowmeh September 26, 2011