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The Rafiki's blessing

After sex, the man puts some sperms on his finger and then pour it on his girlfriend's forhead to honor the life he just wasted.
Tom: So did you bless your girlfriend last night?

Jimi: Damn right! I did the Rafiki's blessing just like in the Lion King Movie.
by SeniorCornolio February 22, 2011
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yur bless?

toronto man: ay gang yur bless?
civ: what the fuck are u saying bro
by jr2oppy June 6, 2023
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Noah blessing

Complete stoner. Heartless. Will kill you under many circumstances.
He's gonna go Noah blessing on your ass!
by Dudade December 10, 2016
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Bless The Party

When a person is in an Xbox or PlayStation party. Even on the telephone and they proceed to go pee while on a call. (Invented by yours truly, Erikthechosenone_)
Y’all mind if I bless the party real quick?
by Erikthechosenone_ July 22, 2022
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Pecan Blessing

A pecan blessing is the act of an african american (or multi-cultured) male urinating on a caucasian woman's breasts then going about by rubbing his unshaven testicles in his own urine to then force this poor defenseless woman to suck and/or lick the testicles dry of his urine.
"My girlfriend gave me such a phenomenal pecan blessing lastnight that she suck my ball hair straight off"
by Belowmeh September 26, 2011
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Butt Blessed

When the toiletautomatically flushes while you are still sitting on the seat and water splashes on your butt.
I was just minding my own “business” and was butt blessed when the toilet automatically flushed. Amen!
by HoHeidiHo December 27, 2018
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Dinner Blessing

A multiple partner sexual act similar to a circle jerk, where the participants sit or stand in a circle and manually stimulate the partner to the immediately right side. This results in every participant simultaneously giving and receiving stimulation.
1."I made the mistake of sitting next to Gary at the dinner blessing last night. His callused hands damn near rubbed my wiener raw."

2. "I heard that Brandon's book club is just an excuse to get the guys to come over and have a dinner blessing."
by The Monkey Man May 10, 2013
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